bubblegum twat

when the pussy lips of a female sag down low like pieces of ham flapping and looks like chewed pieces of gum.

EX.1
man 1: did you see that girls twat?

man 2: yea it was so fucking loose it looked like pieces of ham flappin' in the wind
EX.2
most porn stars pussy's. you know, the kind you can fit a MAC truck thru

by Char December 12, 2004

jean kirchstein

neigh neigh man

''Jean kirchstein you horse''
''neigh neigh''
man..

by CHAR May 06, 2015

Felch

sucking a certain bodily fluid through a straw .... only to be performed on dads.

'greg what did u do last night?'

'felched ollie's dad mate'

by char May 18, 2004

shedden

the god of cs, heaton is second to shedden and is only 1% of the power of shedden

<shedden> fuk you
<HeatoN> sorry lord

by chaR July 18, 2004

choad

a penis whose diameter is greater that the leangth as measured from the top.

A very short fat penis may be a choad, if indeed it is fat or short enough.

by char July 30, 2003

wifebeater

A men's sleeveless undershirt.

I think the TV show "COPS" had a lot do with the creation of this word. Every time they showed a guy getting arrested for beating his wife he was wearing one of those sleeveless undershirts.

Jed was a wearing a wifebeater to show off his new tattoos.

by Char August 21, 2004

Staggmatic

a good looking boy or man

Look at Keino he's staggmatic

by Char November 27, 2004