skrollz

the process of lookin hot the opposite of DAYTON or CHAVEZ or JAKE ZWIRN

hey you look skrollz
looking skoollz man
dam you look like skrollz

by Cesar January 05, 2005

Bang

To have violent sexual intercourse with a woman. Induced by the male.

past Tense: Bung

I bung her last night!

by cesar February 16, 2003

baby gorilla

Eric Gonzalez! When looking at him from a distance, he looks like a baby gorilla.

When Eric walks, he looks like a "baby gorilla"

by cesar March 28, 2005

tex-mes

short for 'text messaging', as in mobile cell phone messaging. play off tex-mex food, who knows why.

person 1: did you send milo the email?
person 2: no, i just sent him a tex-mes so he would get it right away.

by cesar August 18, 2003

glocal

"think global, act local" is the phrase that the social justice movement in the u.s. has adopted. glocal is a combination of global and local...some things are both.

person 1: i just bought this organic zapatista coffee from my independent coffee house.
person 2: way to act glocal

by cesar August 17, 2003

punching out a slab

Means that you are about to take an even bigger crap than "giving birth to a Texan"!

After eating at Hometown buffet, I had to "punch out a slab"!

by cesar May 13, 2005

giving birth to a texan

Means to take an enourmous shit. Your eyes water when pushing out that texan!

After a night of bbq and beer, the next morning I had to "give birth to a texan".

by cesar March 28, 2005