paine special

(verb): the act of tounge wrestling an incapacitated female prior to her releasing her previously digested substances orally. Once digested food has escaped the digestive track, the male continues to make out with the female before she has brushed her teeth.

Damn! Did you see Will give Callie the paine special. That was gross.

by cecil March 19, 2005

Bardsloid

Expense Fraud.

That guy done a bardsloid by putting 3 lapdances on his expenses and fiddling the receipts.

by Cecil January 16, 2004

will paine

(noun): a person who has sweaty butt sex with a woman weighing no less than 220 lbs. and has at least two cases of venerial diseases.
(verb): the act of being the dooode

will paine is so gay he's a fairy

by cecil February 08, 2005

burger punk

the smart ass kid behind the counter who spits in cop's food and pokes holes into their soda cups

"Burger Punk......YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

by CECIL July 10, 2003

LOVE CHOCOLATE

In the same vein as "Female ejaculation", The result of a particularly draining sexual experience. Sexual Climax brings about the involuntary relaxation of the arse sphincter, causing the "love chocolate" to flow.

"WTF? YOU SHAT THE BED?!"
" No, it's only love chocolate, honey, I swear! It's okay to eat it!"

by Cecil January 09, 2005

seven

To divert conversation to a better/more comfortable subject, or simply to avoid the current subject in order to get one's self out of the shit...used sometimes as an alternative to 'pass us that spade mate'

Man: Will you marry me?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Is that yes then?
Woman: Seven.
Man: So it's a no?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven what?
Woman: Seven.
Man: What d'ya mean seven?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven o'clock?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven deadly sins?
Woman: Seven.
Man: Seven wonders of the world...
Woman: Seven.
Man: Eight
Woman: Seven.
Man: Six
Woman: Seven.
Man: Fuck it.
....Mission Accomplished!!

by Cecil April 11, 2005

one armed bandit

A man with one arm (sometimes with the addition of an eyepatch) who skulks public restrooms for anonymous sex acts.

The one armed bandit has been hanging around the public bathroom all morning.

by Cecil January 26, 2003