cartman5000's definitions

dairy queen swirl

A shit with a curved end to it.

Dairy queen swirl shits r fuckin grody.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

mafia

A lame ass video game.

I quit playing mafia after 1 mission cuz that game sucked ass.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

hot as hell

The hottest chick you've ever seen and u wanna bang her brains out.

Damm, look at that babe! Shes as hot as hell.

by cartman5000 August 11, 2004

sand nigga

A person from the middle east.

Osama and saddam r sand niggas.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Rolling

To throw Toilet paper in some ones trees.

I went rolling and tp'ed this fat ass chicks house with 100 rolls and her fat ass mom came out so we only got about 75 rolls on her.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

tennis

One of the most pussyest sports (i dont think this should qualify as a sport) ever. Men should aviod this game.

Only pussy men that cant get laid play this so called sports.

by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

soap on a rope

Its when prisoners tie a rope to the soap so they cant be fucked up the ass if they drop the soap.

Jerry got ass fucked by ben when he dropped the soap. Next time hes gunna tie the soap to a rope.

by cartman5000 August 5, 2004