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Definitions by cartman5000

atomic wedgie 

A wedgie that makes ur ass bleed and hurts like hell.
I gave that pussy brady a atomic wedgie and he started to cry.
atomic wedgie by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

mello yellow 

It shrinks the size of ur dick. Same with Mountain Dew.
Matt drinks alot of mello yellow so his dick shrunk.
mello yellow by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
To throw Toilet paper in some ones trees.
I went rolling and tp'ed this fat ass chicks house with 100 rolls and her fat ass mom came out so we only got about 75 rolls on her.
Rolling by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
A lame ass video game.
I quit playing mafia after 1 mission cuz that game sucked ass.
mafia by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
One of the most pussyest sports (i dont think this should qualify as a sport) ever. Men should aviod this game.
Only pussy men that cant get laid play this so called sports.
tennis by cartman5000 July 25, 2004

doh-dohs 

Shorty's skateboard bushings.
Dude, i scored the new Doh-Dohs!
doh-dohs by cartman5000 July 25, 2004