night train

High potency wine--18%--made from, pears or grapes or apples or "perry" fruit (whatever that is.) Night Train is produced in Modesto California and is sold dirt cheap. It is, however, is a favorite of broke drunks hanging out on park benches. They usually refer to Night Train as a "Trilla." But you'd have to be drunk on Night Train to be able to fully understand why.

Drunk #1: "How much you got on a pint of Night Train?"
Drunk #2: "I got 53 cents on another Trilla, dude."

by carlos mack September 02, 2008

michael jordan

Jordan has been retired a few years now. But, yeah, look at the tapes. Pretty awesome stuff. The gravity defying dunks, the spectacular adjustments made in mid-air for aweseome scores, the stellar defence, the many--MANY--dramatic game winning shots, the immaculate teamwork--Pippen, Grant, Rodman, Kerr, Kukoc, Harper, Cartwright, Paxton--none of them guys would have had a career or endorcements if not for being part of Jordan' supporting cast, and the three-peats acheived TWICE...all of these little acheivments make Michael Jordan--his "Airness"--the best of ALL TIME. PERIOD!

Last nite Reggie Miller talked some some smack and Michael Jordan lit him up for 55 points.

by Carlos Mack December 11, 2007

Whole Foods

An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.

Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke

by Carlos Mack December 03, 2007

exhibitionist

Usually a wild chick who forthrightfully declares she gets off on doing it in public areas--and proceeds to "exibit" such.

A freshman student at the University of Chicago was taking a noon walk along the lakefront when she encountered, along the lake rocks, an exhibitionist serving one of the locals.

by Carlos Mack December 11, 2007

illegal

when, after you sober up, what you felt was cool, actually has consequences.

When l got back from Vegas my bank said my account was overdrawn. That's illegal!

by Carlos Mack December 11, 2007

majestic nite

Describing a seemingly uneventfull evening but, after a few phone calls and ringings at the door bell, the evening turns out to be a nite of immaculate proportions.

I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.

by Carlos Mack December 11, 2007

squab

When two or more physically express thier feelings of indifference.

Dude was known to squab after closing the neighborhood pub.

by Carlos Mack April 23, 2008