Definitions by cardinal
This stands for Outlaw Biker. An Outlaw Biker is the type of guy the girl of your dreams goes and fucks because you're too much of a pussy to take control of your "relationship" with her. Most of the time he is either unemployed, has a substance abuse problem, or has callous "dating" habits. A combination is certainly possible, too. Commonly used to conjunction with "IW" or "intellectual whore" which is exactly what you are if your dream girl fucks OBs then cries to you about it.
Last night I told Jane that I loved her and I'd do anythng for her. She said "let's just be friends" then went home and fucked an OB she met at the bar. She called me up later to cry about it, and I listened to her because I'm a nice guy/IW.
The Man
Beggar: "Hey buddy, can you spare a dolla? The man been keepin' me down my whole life."
Me: "Hmmm I bet your dad was an unemployed drug addict also."
Beggar: "Hey you some sorta psychic?"
Me: "Hmmm I bet your dad was an unemployed drug addict also."
Beggar: "Hey you some sorta psychic?"
beefsheets
beefsheets by Cardinal September 17, 2004
Sasquatch
The hairy, woodland beast that went after Tenacious D YEARS before the Beastie Boys hijacked the idea and used it in their Triple Trouble video.
stinkdink
Your roommate: "Man, what's that God-awful stench?"
You: "Sorry dude, I need to wash off this stinkdink. I banged that dirty broad from apartment 6C last night."
You: "Sorry dude, I need to wash off this stinkdink. I banged that dirty broad from apartment 6C last night."
shibby
to get naked