whitelock

a truly scary but hilarious man who should have been given his own television show the minute his butt hit the floor on the day he was born.

has an unholy love for the constitution
Mr. Whitelock gave me detention because I dropped the social studies book, which contains the constitution
by Carrot May 10, 2004
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LOLMAN

...none needed!
by Carrot March 12, 2004
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The Ramones

My favorite band of all time. People criticize them and say they aren't punk, but isn't punk about not adhering to an image anyway? The Ramones had songs that were fun to sing along to and were probably the first and last perfect US punk band. No one will ever be like them.
by Carrot May 07, 2004
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nothingham

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.
Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!
by Carrot June 22, 2014
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buh-doo

Adj.: An overwhelming feeling of sadness or disappointment.
I was so buh-doo after she told me the news that her pet died.
by Carrot December 20, 2003
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polydipsia

A medical condition I use with my boss when I dont feel like comming to work. It means you're very thirsty.
"I can't come to work today, my polydipsia is acting up."
by carrot November 04, 2004
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