captain slappy's definitions

Maranaise

What black people call mayonaise.

Gimme extra maranaise on my samich.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Bug Food

Bug Food is what Southerners in the US call Northerners & Canadians who come down for vacation

I'd really like to go to the beach today but there is so much bug food out that it would totally suck.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Floater

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Hanger

To take a shit.

Man my stomach hurts, I'm going to take a hanger.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008