captain slappy's definitions

Sexame Street Freak

Some one who wants to have sex with Sesame Street Characters.

Man I'm suck a Sexame street freak, I would love to stick my mushroom tip in that hot ass Elmo.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Bug Food

Bug Food is what Southerners in the US call Northerners & Canadians who come down for vacation

I'd really like to go to the beach today but there is so much bug food out that it would totally suck.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Filthy Fisherman

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Trolling

Taking LSD and exctasy together.

Man we wnet trolling and the club last night and blew the fuck up!!!

by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008

Splasher

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008