Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger

A French Gay Jewish Nigger. Slang for the bottom of the barrel racial slur magnet.

That fucktard, you know, the Frenchy Gay Jew Nigger just stole my Slim Jim.

by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009

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The Cramp

Slang for the Police.

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

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Lemonaid Stand

Pissing in the office or shop water bottle then putting it back.

Those bastards fired so I left them with a lemonaid stand.

by Captain Slappy March 02, 2009

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Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

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