Floater

A dead body found in the water.
The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Hanger

To take a shit.
Man my stomach hurts, I'm going to take a hanger.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Cracker Dog

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.
Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.
by Captain Slappy August 02, 2008
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Jewkey

Stupid and cheap.
Man this Ipod is jewkey.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.
That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Piss Nuts

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.
That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.
The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.
by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008
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