captain slappy's definitions

Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Jewkey

Stupid and cheap.

Man this Ipod is jewkey.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Shitty Pelican

When you blow a load in your girls butt. She then runs to your neighbors house and blows the load all over thier cars windshield.

That bitch next door shitty pelicaned my car again last night.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Toofis

Ghetto slang for teeth or tooth.

Man I gots mines new gold toofis today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

The Cramp

Slang for the Police.

Hide your shit, here comes the cramp.

by Captain Slappy August 3, 2008

Filthy Fisherman

When your getting ready to have sex with a woman and she makes fun of your small penis. So you slip her a ruffie and when she passes out, you stuff cans of Chicken by the Sea Tuna fish up her ass. Then you dig through her purse and use her lipstick to write Charlie on her forehead.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night dissed me so I ran a filthy fisherman on her.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Blow Boat

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008