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a way to let everyone know that what comes next will make you shit your pants. It is an attention grabber, and it shows that the shit has just hit the fan.
by captain poopypants November 27, 2004
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by captain poopypants November 29, 2004
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Get the vodka rocks mug.Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the You're too stupid to have a good time! mug.A man who wears too much styling moose in his hair. A way to start a fight outside, not inside, a club. usually a pompous guy who has big hair, someone you thought would be "bigger"
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
Get the moosehead mug.a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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