captain poopypants's definitions

there's always barber college

a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.

Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave

A polite, but stern way to ask an unwanted guest or patron to leave the premises immediately! If not it might get taken outside.

I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)

by captain poopypants November 15, 2004

cooler

The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH

To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business. (editors note: Wade garrett is the best)

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

gold plastic

a high class way of saying credit card. Usuallyy said when paying for cocktails at the bandstand. Usually a credit card golden in color symbolizing that it is a premium customer.

How about some gold plastic.

by captain poopypants November 15, 2004

meho

An affectionate name for a colleague, friend, or loved one.

Whats up Meho? Later meho.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

attitudes

a apir of tits. usually available to touch for $20 by a sweaty guy with a combover.

Ever seen a better apir of attitudes? I'll let you kiss em for twenty bucks.

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

I thought you'd be bigger

a satement after you meet someone who was built up as a larger than life mythical figure, who really looks ordinary.

I thought you'd be bigger. Gee, I've never heard that one before

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004