Definitions by captain poopypants
You're too stupid to have a good time!
Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!
You're too stupid to have a good time! by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
moosehead
A man who wears too much styling moose in his hair. A way to start a fight outside, not inside, a club. usually a pompous guy who has big hair, someone you thought would be "bigger"
moosehead by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
meho
meho by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
preppy
A stylish man who wears suits with the sleeves rooled up. Someone who hangs out with a nerd and a greasy jock. Someone who has converse hightops, bleached blonde hair, and who scams his principal every episode.
preppy by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
cooler
The one who runs the show. What he says goes. The one who is in charge of the bouncers at a club, they see everything. Usually they earn $5000 up front, $500 a night, CASH
To protect my investment I've hired the best damn cooler in the business. (editors note: Wade garrett is the best)
cooler by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
what is the joke?
a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.
Ha ha ha. What is the joke? Its no joke, I just think I'm lookin at a dead man. It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.
what is the joke? by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
skimming
A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.
skimming by captain poopypants November 12, 2004