captain poopypants's definitions

saves time

used to explain why you carry such items as medical records.

Do you always carry your medical records? Saves Time

by captain poopypants November 11, 2004

don't throw stones

A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.

ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

hurts don't it

During a fight this comment comes in handy as a way to show that you expected the unexpected and responded with a kick to the side of the attackers knee. It is usually after they call you dad.

OWWWWWW. Hurts don't it?

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

eye candy

a kick ass hair band featuring old, fat, balding men in their early 40's. They usually appear in ripped denim shorts, tank tops or belly shirts, and cowboy boots. Their vocals suck, but they look good. Formally in such bands as Silver Mullet and Piledriver. It is a supergroup that was formed when the high profile stars of Silver Mullet and Piledriver both broke up in the late 1990's. Featuring hit singles such as, Friends Forever, Don't Throw Stones, Gimme Back my mullets, Look at us we're eye candy, take a picture and stop staring, and there #1 single Mackin on girls down at Rizzo's saloon

I would do anything for two tickets to the Eye Candy concert, and I mean anything

by captain poopypants November 29, 2004

opinions vary

A saying used as a rebuttle for when someone voices their ideas about the type of individual you are, or the quality of your work.

I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but ah, you don't look like much to me. Opinions vary.

by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

gentlemen....

a way to let everyone know that what comes next will make you shit your pants. It is an attention grabber, and it shows that the shit has just hit the fan.

who is that guy? Gentlemen, Wade garrett! Holy shit! Exactly right!

by captain poopypants November 27, 2004