captain poopypants's definitions

what is the joke?

a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.

Ha ha ha. What is the joke? Its no joke, I just think I'm lookin at a dead man. It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

exactly right

after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.

Gentlemen, Wade garrett. Holy Shit! Exactly right

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

right boot

A statement that expresses concern over potentially violent patrons at at club. Usually followed by, "got it".

Right boot. Got it.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

it was tails

a threat or grim reminder that you do not, and will not beat wesley. usaully written on looseleaf paper or a bar napkin and stabbed through tthe chest of your meho.

Hey, i said one beer. It was tails!

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

skimming

A way that Pat takes money from the cashiers till and costs the club revenue. Usually means going through a bottle every thirty minutes, taking one out of every 8 drafts, and one out of every thirty shots. Roughly costs about $150 a night. Also known as a great way to consider it severance pay and to take the train.

Why did you fire the bartender pat? He was skimming.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

don't eat the big white mint

A popular slogan used to insult your co-wokers or place of business.

They should have a sign hanging over the urinals that says don't eat the big white mint. Its hog heaven

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004