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after recieving a compliment it is a way of acknowledging the compliment and also informing everyone that you knew how great you are.
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
Get the exactly right mug.a surprised reaction to giggling or unexplained questioning. Very popular in Jasper, and it is used when topless, after smoking a cigarette and stretching.
Ha ha ha. What is the joke? Its no joke, I just think I'm lookin at a dead man. It seems everywhere I go I hear that same joke.
by captain poopypants November 12, 2004
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Get the does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? mug.A very popular saying in Tampa, Florida, and Philadlephia, Pennsylvania. Means to not judge or comment on how others live their lives.
ran out of money, she ran out of bed, one more chance she said, if you love me baby pay the rent, don't throw stones you don't know. its not what ya say its what ya do, don't throw stones
by captain poopypants November 13, 2004
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by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
Get the gold plastic mug.a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
by captain poopypants November 19, 2004
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I think its time for you gentlemen to leave. We were just havin some fun. (nod head and motion to get them out of the bar)
by captain poopypants November 15, 2004
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