Booty

Arrr. It be the many pieces o' eight ye may steal upon. Arrr.

Arrr! I need to bury me booty.

by Captain Awesome April 18, 2005

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

fucking clown

Fucking clown is one of three things, a literal, fucking clown, or a clown you decided to add the word fucking infront of, or some bastard that pissed you off because he was being a jackass.

Get the hell out of the way you fucking clown.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

tummy tackle

a belling button ring. derived from fishing tackle. usually means a chick puts out.

Dude 1; Did you see Stephanie last night? She was sporting tummy tackle.

Dude 2; Oh man, when did she get a bitch hitch? I wonder if she puts out...maybe she's not such a waist of time.

by Captain Awesome October 13, 2007

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by Captain Awesome March 18, 2004

gneiss

Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.

The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.

by Captain Awesome March 07, 2005

pisshell

Pisshell is a word used to exclame that you are angry or severly disapointed in something or someone.

Pisshell, screw you,lieing bitch.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005