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Definitions by captain awesome

fishbelly 

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!
fishbelly by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005
Totally awesome guy who deserves utmost respect in all situations.
We were chillin' at this party, then a nubblet entered. I nearly crapped my pants in awe.
nubblet by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005
Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.
The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.
gneiss by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005

assy magee 

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.
.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.
assy magee by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.
Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.
spooge-rag by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

dick-anus 

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!
Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.
dick-anus by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005
Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.
Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.
jackweed by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005