by candiedbones April 10, 2017
Shopping Theory is the concept that applies to both life in general and shopping itself. If you’re certain of something, you just know. If you see something you absolutely love, you won’t even look at the price tag because you know you want it. If you question it at all, even if it’s on clearance, put it back - you don’t need it. Same goes for everyday life decisions; if you question it you can do without. When you know, you know.
I found a dress that was on clearance but after trying it on and shifting around I couldnt make up my mind if I needed it; because I questioned I applied Shopping Theory and put it back despite the sale price.
by candiedbones April 03, 2019
The thought concept of if you really want something, no matter the circumstances, just get it. No restrictions or excuses can get in your way of obtaining your goal no matter how big or small.
I was driving home from a trip one day and saw a billboard for a giant buttermilk biscuit. Being vegan, I thought to myself, "I can't have this". Then I said, "Fuck this, if I want a fucking biscuit, I'll have a damn biscuit". Since that day on, if I really want something, I'll go out and get it. This is Biscuit Theory in it's purest form.
by candiedbones September 06, 2017
I’ve become an almostist at keeping my home tidy. I am a perfectionist who wants things perfectly clean, but I wasn’t feeling well so I became a almostist at letting things remain not perfectly in place.
by candiedbones January 25, 2020
When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.
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I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?
by candiedbones November 09, 2021
When you’re really physically attracted to your friend but don’t want to date; the concept falls between a casual hookup of smash and dance and the other serious concept of ride-and-bride.
When you’re really attracted to someone but know you’re not meant to date and agree on a middle ground for booty calls, that arrangement is defined as “romance and friend-dance” meetup until we leave the sheets.
by candiedbones September 22, 2021