12 definitions by camp lickalotta

hellfirebator

n. archaic

1. one who goes to hell for masturbation
2. one who thinks he/she is going to hell for masturbation

When I was a young Catholic, I became a hellfirebator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Jesus McFly

n.

1. The flying Jesus
2. Walking Jesus' worst night mare
3. The future Jesus
4. Sky Jesus
5. Expression of pain

Jesus McFly! I stubbed my toe!

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

hipster dancing

n. the act of placing the hood over your head, sticking your hands in the front pocket of your hoodie, and bopping your head up and down being very careful not to lift your eyes away from your Chuck Taylor shoes.

HIPSTER DANCING can be done with or without your ipod head phones.

by camp lickalotta March 11, 2008

pseudopatriot

n. a war mongering, flag waiving corporate whore.

Bill O'Reilly is a pseudopatriot.

by camp lickalotta March 12, 2008