Hobbes

From the cartoon Calvin and Hobbes

"Hobbes is a tiger and he is t3h man!"

by Calvin November 04, 2003

Luminaire Mage

(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.

Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.

by Calvin June 29, 2003

STM

Stokes Per Minute

See masturbate
See handjob

I can stroke my penis at 350 STM.

My girlfriend gives my a handjob at 650 STM.

by Calvin August 17, 2004

slaying

having sex

I was slaying this girl when my momma called on the phone.

by Calvin October 02, 2002

wongbat

when you smoke an entire twenty and you are completely shot.

Dude, one more hit and I'm going to be a wongbat!

by calvin October 29, 2003

mexi pack

When one loads up a car, for instance a 4-door sedan with 5 seats, so that there is a minimum of 8 people in the car. The more the Mexi-er.

"Eight of us mexi packed Jaden's Volvo."

by Calvin April 26, 2005

masturbate

to stroke your penis till it becomes a fountain of white liquid at the same time moaning like after a maraton

I stroke my hard cock till i cum all over my bed

when the door open my dad caught me masturbating

by Calvin April 05, 2005