masochist

a person who enjoys recieving pain. It is quite possible for a person to be masochistic without being submissive, and to be masochistic without being masochistic. It is also possible to be a masochist AND a sadist.

i'm the type of masochist who enjoys tactile stimulation, but not percussion

by calamity December 05, 2003

Owned

To woop someones ass horribly in Ultima Online, Counter Strike, or any other random online game.

"Dude you just got owned by that noob ass bitch"
"Fuck you"

by Calamity October 02, 2003

mormon

An evil cult, hell bent on taking over the world one mind at a time.

If those damn mormons knock on my door one more time, I'm gettin the gun.

by Calamity May 29, 2003

flive

When someone is simply too hot for normal adjectives

dayum girl you lookin flive ;)

by cAlAmIty September 19, 2015

dawnz

A fucking beast cod sniper. His shot is faster than the Flash. He hits more clips than emails Hillary has deleted. Once you see this kid in your ffa lobby, you might as well leave.

That guy is a dawnz!

by Calamity November 21, 2016

calamity

a badass gundamin gundam seed who 0wnxor the other n00b gun-damns with its big gats. It rides on a little birdy gundam shooting sensless piecess of cannonfodder

cannon fodder: ohhhh noooo its teh calamity gundamn!!!! *argh gets shot by teh calamity!

by Calamity October 05, 2003