cacaboy's definitions

Campagna

1) Family of Italian roots that will soon rise up and control the world's economy, sometime around the year 2112.

2) Uncircumsized man who cares more about the pleasure of women than his own.

3) Sexual ingenuity and prowess.

I porked her wet pussy like a Campagna.

by cacaboy November 11, 2004

riggs

An alternate word for Cigarettes.

Dude man toss me a riggs.

by Cacaboy August 26, 2003

the one

that annoying asshole from the matrix

anyone: "you're the one!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "youre the one!"

keanu: "what? why am i here?"

anyone: "cause you're the one!"

keanu: "you havent answered my question"

anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"

keanu: "what?"

anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"

by cacaboy June 20, 2003

stupps

Someone with a stuffy nose who tries to say "Stuff"

I really need to get rid of all this stupps.

by Cacaboy August 26, 2003

alaska

great place for digging oil

oil digger1: "hey wanna be rich?"

oil digger2: "sure, how?"

oil digger1: "lets go to alaska and steal all their oil"

oil digger2: "sounds like a plan!"

by cacaboy June 20, 2003

Omef

Retarded way of spelling OMFG.

OMEF i fuckin rapt joo.

by Cacaboy August 26, 2003

Peanut Sauce

1) A much more viscous form of peanut butter, usually served with dumplings or chicken.
2) One of James Campagna's many excited expressions.

1) The peanut sauces are ripe for consuming.

2) I bought Halo 2 and tomorrow we are going to get fucking whacked at Chalet. PEANUTSAUCEZ!

by cacaboy November 11, 2004