cHris's definitions

roshambo

In modern day United States, Roshambo or Rochambeau is when two or more guys kick, punch, squeeze, or knee each other in the groin to win something (an object, money, bets, etc..) untill one of them gives up or falls down. The last one standing wins. This is a modern American twist on the game.

It is also a very old word of Egyptian origin for the child game "Paper, Sissors, Rock".

In the TV series South Park, Cartman and his friends play the game "I'll Rochambeau you for it", by kicking the opponent in the crotch. The first one to fall over loses the game. This of course means the first person to go is usually the winner. This is a way of choosing, and it's called Rochambeau.

"How about we all throw some money into a pile and see who can win it... ROSHAMBO STYLE!"

by Chris November 5, 2004

hella

An intensifier, with a grammatical function and usage similar to "very" or "really".

It's a contraction of "hell of", and may have originated in Alameda County, California. It was definitely in common use in Berkeley public schools as far back as 1979.

"That party was hella rad." (ca. 1981)

by Chris December 23, 2004

gut nuts

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.

Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!

by Chris February 26, 2005

calorific

Radical, cool. Often used by surfers.

Woah! Calorific man!

by Chris March 26, 2003

ass wrangler

one who wrangles ass as if he were on a farm.

"Billy wrangled all the ass in the whole town."

by chris February 14, 2005

LadiesMan

someone who gets pussy from more at least 2 different girls in a week, who happen to be best friends

i myself acomplished this feat with amber and michelle in the same 6 days

by Chris October 13, 2003

jokeleys

fake oakley sunglasses bought at your local indian or arab gas station

I paid 5 bucks for these jokeleys from Habib.

by chris January 23, 2005