cHris's definitions

oragina

(n.) the visible indentations seen on the female chest through the shirt, when a bra is worn too tightly.

yikes, becky's oraginal was so bad today that her breasts looked like they had camel toes.

by chris May 6, 2005

beef drapes

The shanked out remains of the labia after hours of jammy jam

I banged her so long and hard bitch had some beef drapes

by chris May 13, 2005

turkey

Three strikes in a row in a game of bowling (offcial name).

David just got a Turkey!

by Chris March 26, 2003

christos

Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.

Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)

by chris February 1, 2005

non-thesaurusical

its a word. used in the sense of feeling that your not up to using a plethora of complicated words.

"i hereby announce that non-thesaurusical is now a word"

by Chris December 10, 2004

Free Rider

A male who thinks he can pimp females at will, but does not get any ladies whatsoever.

What a fucking "free rider".

by Chris October 12, 2004

Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

by Chris April 17, 2004