cHris's definitions

riding the crimson tide

Having sex with a girl on her period.

She wanted to screw but, it's that time of the month and neither of us like "riding the crimson tide", so i settled for a blow job.

by Chris March 11, 2003

YAR!

1. Pirate's greeting.

2. Interjection used by pirates.

3. Expression of great joy.

4. Jubulant greeting.

1. "Yar, maties, to-day we sail to the Dry Tortugas!"

2. "Yar, whirrs me cutlass? I got an itch, yar. Yar, I need to do laundry!"

3. "YAR! I just won the lottery!"

4. "Yar, Fred, hows it going?"

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

markymark

a fagort or a flaming homosexual

markymark, you're a fucking fagort for putting on meka's clothes and other assorted homosexual activity

by Chris November 22, 2004

nibbler

Somebody who bites while sucking ones genetals...

"Katie is such a nibbler"

" Katie nibbled Colins cock to pieces."

by chris February 14, 2005

bummeling

it is like geting a pummelinng but in the but.

when i was in prison the squirrel man gave a such a bummeling that i could not sit down for a week.

by Chris February 6, 2005

killer

A game you play with a joint or any other marijuana smoking device.
You take a hit and pass it to the next person who does the same, you have to hold in the smoke until the joint gets back to you.
This gets harder if there are more people in the circle
A variation is progressive Killer this is when you increase the amount of hits each time the J goes round the circle

"Yo Niall, rich you up for killer?"
"progressive or normal?"
"progressive man, were hardcore!"

by Chris May 9, 2006

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003