cHris's definitions

ashey

when your legs get all chalky white fromlack of moisture

use lotion to take care of this problem.

by chris January 17, 2005

tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.

The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.

by Chris March 26, 2003

acre corn

A color frequently used by blondes to describe the color of their dresses.

So Meghan, what color is your dress? Acre corn.

by Chris April 12, 2005

LD

Light Defense. Position played in tribes which can only be played by those with far superior skills than any other player.

"i will LD the flag"

by chris July 12, 2003

christos

Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.

Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)

by chris February 1, 2005

non-thesaurusical

its a word. used in the sense of feeling that your not up to using a plethora of complicated words.

"i hereby announce that non-thesaurusical is now a word"

by Chris December 10, 2004

Bitchahoy

Bitchahoy means ur a bitch and u fuck your mother

Oh my god that dude is a bitchahoy.

by Chris October 3, 2004