cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

Meerp

having nothing good to say about a subject.
Used to usually end a convo.at the moment it is used.

1 aaa ya i was talkin amd a kid and lust randomly he starts on the topic of aids and i was like meerp.

by Chris March 25, 2005

tanked

To be excessively drunk

I went out last night and got tanked

by Chris November 18, 2002

ex0dus

A drunken Australian who wants to get laid ;)

·02:07 AM· (›ex0dus‹) it slides down your throat :D

by Chris December 12, 2004

slav

slav: this is a term for a slaggy chav

A:is she a slag?
B:is she a a chav??
C:noo she's a slav!

by Chris April 26, 2005

fam

a word use to describe your peoples. ones that you can trust dearly. someone you consider family

my fam wuz mad deep up in the club the other day

by Chris November 07, 2003

Paris Hilton

The original inspiration for the movie "Species." A cock-hungry blonde predator from outer space who doesn't speak the human language of English very well but is driven to go out with and fuck as many human males as possible.

I know you people have seen "Species", are you sure this wasn't a documentary about Paris Hilton’s personal life?????

by Chris January 02, 2005