keizersheckt

fag, i made this word up way back in the day

you are such a keizersheckt

by chris October 05, 2004

nyapapa

a term used to express sentiments of extreme ecstasy, sorrow, or "screw you"-ness. Developed by queen and mistress of all that is gramatically correct.

"andrea is such a poser! nyapapa!"

by Chris February 18, 2005

bangin' a lang

Doing a line or hittin a point of yay or cocaine.

"Man where'd you go?"
"I was bangin' a lang in the bathroom"

by Chris August 17, 2005

kneeling blowfish

a popular sex position where the female kneels on the ground inserts the males toy into her mouth, and goes to town with it.

I did the kneeling blowfish with her last night. She died.

by Chris November 22, 2003

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.

-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."

by Chris April 22, 2005

wank

British term to describe masturbating, sometimes known as:

josseling
flogging the dolphin
playing tug of war
pumping your fist
having a "german tank"
having a "down town jeremy brown"
having a "five knuckle shuffle"
having "one on the house"

American terms include:

beating off
whacking off
jerking off

he is upstaires having a jossel, would you like to leave a message?

by Chris February 27, 2005