cHris's definitions

mac mini

A $499 6.5" x 2" Apple computer introduced at the 2005 SF Macworld Expo which is based on the design of the ill-fated but award winning G4 Cube. Designed to lure iPod-toting windows users into the Mac OS camp by allowing them to cheaply replace their CPU while keeping their existing monitor, mouse, keyboard, etc... Live the digital life in stylish simplicity.

Steve just replaced his ugly virus-prone, crash-ridden wintel box with an elegant Mac Mini.

by Chris January 19, 2005

Anteater

Ant·eat·er (Ant"-eat`er), n.

An uncircumcised man.

1. Check out that guys crotch, it looks like an anteater.

by Chris March 15, 2005

5 0

cops, skateboardling grind where only the back truck grinds and the front is in the air

Dude, I was trying a 5-0 on that ledge but the 5-0 came and kicked us out

by chris March 17, 2003

Pitbull

1. A slang term for any dog containing bulldog background such as the bull terrier, american bulldog, APBT, staffordshire terrier, staffordshire bull terrier, or any cross of these breeds.

2. The real pitbull is the American Pitbull Terrier and is recognized by the UKC

1. The neighbors american bulldog bit my kid but the judge will have no problem calling it a pitbull.

2. My american pitbull terrier is gonna be a fighting dog.

by Chris July 10, 2005

haxor

1: Someone that disrespects other more knowledgable hacker's programs by calling them their own.
2: People that sometimes abuse the power and knowledge that was shared to them by superior hackers in an effort to gain some sort of pathetic status among teenagers.

SomeDood:I am a L33t h@x0r! I just crashed your aim window!
Otherguy:So...windows already does that for me.

Somedude:Bow down to my superior haxoring!
Girl:wow that iz so kool! I luv u!

by Chris January 17, 2004

Black Cat

Small firework that you throw in people's lawns when they least expect it.

OH SHIT! I just threw a black cat in someone's mouth!

by Chris December 16, 2004

Carmon

Carmon Meaning the Person From Widnes that Rocks at Counter-Strike and is also referred as " The Sex God " Rofl
Hes Makes Good teas!

Alright Carmon lad
wtf hax Carmon

by Chris March 10, 2005