cHris's definitions

Mule Rag

The rag used to clean up after successful masturbation.

Never pick up a sock in Ian's room, those are his mule rags.

by Chris April 17, 2004

gut nuts

Gut nuts happen when an obese man pulls his pants over his enormous gut. This creates situation where the offender looks as if they have elephantiasis of the nuts. Gut nuts can be treated with proper diet.

Those blue polyester pants really accentuate big john gut nuts!

by Chris February 26, 2005

Jagua

A Great GSA Helper who is very cool, I feel very sorry for her as she gets harrashed by a complete obbessed T**T!
Jagua Your rule :P

"Jagua your so cool!"

by Chris April 17, 2005

american bulldog

A strong robust dog much taller then the english or french bulldog. Breed in america by Dr. Johnson and Dr. Scott. These two mean had different views of the perfect american bulldog so the created two kinds. The Johnson which has a huge chest and is usaully a bit heavier, and the scott bulldog which is has more lean muscle rather then big bulky muscle. Both American bulldogs are great working dogs and are used to hunt wild hogs.

American Bulldogs are great dogs.

The dog in little rascals and homeward bound is an american bulldog

by chris May 27, 2005

Yankees

The best fucking team in sports history. Everyone is jealous of the yankees cause they get the players and kick everyones ass every year. You are all just jealous.

The YANKEES WIN all the time and completely dominate.

by Chris May 13, 2005

block

brick of cocaine or brick of yayo or kilo

get a pot with the stove on warm get a block quicker then the ready rock form

by chris May 13, 2005

metalcore

metalcore tends to have somewhat indecipherable lyrics and awesome, though distorted, instrumentals featuring the guitar. Metalcore tends to be nfluenced by various themes including, at times, the strait edge, anti-drug/sex them.

lamb of god, unearth and other groups are considered metalcore.

by chris January 2, 2005