cHaoS's definitions

Nilay

"I am invisible...uh...I mean invincible..."

by ChAOS April 21, 2003

chobe

i) Used to emphasize how truely chobo one is.

ii) Used to describe someone or something when it has become the definition of chobo.

"Man.. you are a Chobe."

"Nick aka So&So is such a Chobe!!"

"Could clan Fear be any more chobo?!" "Yes they can, they are Chobe."

by Chaos November 8, 2004

snaplekap

A newb that doesn't play CS anymore because he's too cheap to buy it.

Dude, snaplekap hasn't played CS in 3 months now.

by chaos July 30, 2003

Festisio

1) A mad gay person that you can't stand
2) When another man fondles another man
3) When you are hit on by a member of the same sex
4) a level of how sexy mer is

Man that is so festisio.
Man Mer is not festisio!

by Chaos June 11, 2004

torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

by chaos April 24, 2004

Wilco

Aviator slang for "will comply'

Tower: Crimson 1-1, take heading 180, angels 25.
Crimson: 1-1, wilco.

by Chaos December 2, 2003

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014