cHaoS's definitions

snaplekap

A newb that doesn't play CS anymore because he's too cheap to buy it.

Dude, snaplekap hasn't played CS in 3 months now.

by chaos July 30, 2003

Festisio

1) A mad gay person that you can't stand
2) When another man fondles another man
3) When you are hit on by a member of the same sex
4) a level of how sexy mer is

Man that is so festisio.
Man Mer is not festisio!

by Chaos June 11, 2004

Yunker

My friend's really ugly and fat sister that farts alot.

Tell yunker to go to her fucking room

by Chaos July 20, 2003

Tird Burgerler

Like The Hambugerler excpet this guy robs your shit from you!

Frank the Tird Burgerler is probing the dog again.

by Chaos July 20, 2003

I can read a map

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.

"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."

by chaOS January 22, 2014

torpy

a really freakin weird dude who plays guitar, gets squished by people like david, and is generally just a freaky person. who plays guitar.

you've got to get torpy out of my salad dressing

by chaos April 24, 2004

Wilco

Aviator slang for "will comply'

Tower: Crimson 1-1, take heading 180, angels 25.
Crimson: 1-1, wilco.

by Chaos December 2, 2003