Definitions by c u m m a n

time dilation 

that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August

"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-

time dilation by c u m m a n April 30, 2021

Hunger shit 

when you're so hungry, it feels like you need to shit

when you run out of food during quarantine, you can experience multiple hunger shits

Hunger shit by c u m m a n April 21, 2020

Minecraft 

the best game in the universe

Minecraft is better than fortnite

Minecraft by c u m m a n April 17, 2020

Jetpack 

when you fart so powerful, it launches you across the exosphere. If you're lucky, you can grab a moon rock.

After eating a mukbang, he turned into a jetpack

Jetpack by c u m m a n April 15, 2020

choccy milk 

the best type of drink in the world

James: "Want some choccy milk?" John: "fuck yeah!" *starts chugging choccy milk*

choccy milk by c u m m a n April 15, 2020