hockle

Not north east dialect for spitting. Thats hock a loogie

No one says hockle

by byrd June 17, 2004

facebook stalk

To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.

Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy

by ByRd December 11, 2007

byrd

my online name

byrd is a bad ass

byrd: <---byrd

by byrd June 16, 2004

ass mullet

A long group of hair protraying a mullet that is protruding from ones ass

Chris is a poop stabber who likes it when his men have ass mullets

by byrd June 17, 2004

donut fest

A gathering of females that involves drinking and a lack of dudes. The oppisite of a sausage fest

As Tom walked in, he realized that it was a donut fest of drunken sorority sluts and formulated a plan to pull off a reverse gang bang.

by ByRd August 31, 2007

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by ByRd November 30, 2007

fuzzy math

Fuzzy math: a poorly thought out solution.

Guy 1: I bet we can jump the gap if were goin' atleast 70mph.

Guy 2: thats fuzzy ass math.

by Byrd July 20, 2004