byrd

my online name

byrd is a bad ass

byrd: <---byrd

by byrd June 16, 2004

facebook stalk

To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.

Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy

by ByRd January 04, 2008

K9 rim job

The act of lifting up a dog's tail, kneeing beind the dog, and licking it's poop chute.

After Trixie poop on the lawn, Ed cleaned her off with a K9 rim job.

by byrd June 14, 2004

facebook stalking

Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life

I am facebook stalking you right now

by ByRd December 11, 2007

hot as balls

Phrase used to describe when the temperature is hot. Usually it is hot enough that your balls will sag and potentially stick to your leg.

Turn on the AC, it's hot as balls in here

by ByRd November 28, 2007

surrender monkey

a frenchman or a soldier in the french army

the surrender monkey took off his berret, finished his stroodle, and put down his weapon when he was threatened

by ByRd June 05, 2004

man thermometer

An instrument used to measure the temperature. This instrument is located between a man's legs and moves up when it is cold and down when it is hot. Although it will not tell the exact temperature, it can tell if it is cold as balls or hot as balls.

1. It's so freaking hot out here that my man thermometer is sticking to my leg.

2. I'm so cold my man thermometer is shriveled up and hurts.

by ByRd December 29, 2007