have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.

Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"

by buy me free games November 03, 2018

Omar

A character in a video game, movie, book, or TV show that does absolutely fucking nothing

Person 1: hey do you watch south park
Person 2: yea but I hate how Kenny's become an Omar

by buy me free games November 24, 2018

Mitch'd

When a minor character gets lots of screentime in an episode and dies in the same episode.

Gerald: Did you see the new Broken Toys screenshots
Ethan: Yep. Willy's gonna get Mitch'd.

by buy me free games January 09, 2019

Minecraft: Story Mode

A very shitty game by Telltale Games. Seriously, they went from making masterpieces such as The Wolf Among Us to this sack of shit. It even has a Netflix series. No wonder Telltale closed down.

Mitch: pfffft i just went on netflix and saw minecraft: story mode
Stan: best game ever
Mitch: ikr

by buy me free games November 07, 2018

do you want a vimto chewit lad

a phrase said by someone who wants to give out vimto chewits

Louis: ey

Dom: yo louis

Louis: do you want a vimto chewit lad

Dom: yes lad

by buy me free games September 18, 2018

Have You Seen The Cannibal Holocaust?

A slightly more PG version of asking if someone is not a virgin. The opposite of asking someone if they've played Fortnite, which is basically asking if they are a virgin.

CONTEXT: Cannibal Holocaust is a 1980 film that has been banned in several countries for how violent it is.

Louis: "Have you seen the cannibal holocaust?"
Elliot: "I haven't"
Louis: "So you play Fortnite then."

by buy me free games November 04, 2018

Extra normal

Just like "extraordinary", someone who is extra normal is not normal at all.

Ty: yo did you see that guy eating pizza with a knife and fork over there
Alexander: yeah. Extra normal.

by buy me free games December 28, 2018