poo puncher

A male who inserts his penis into another male person's rectum.

Cyril is such a fucking poo puncher; if you bend over, he'll shove his dirty old cock straight up your sorry ass.

by Busted Hyman September 04, 2007

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

Methane Man

A male person who is renowned for polluting the air with liberal amounts of methane and other noxious gases via his anus. A guy who farts a lot.

Oh God ! Get out of here guys, here comes Methane Man.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

scarpa

To run away or otherwise leave a location with extreme urgency in the face of danger of injury or apprehension. Often wrongly spelt as 'scarper'.

As soon as we threw the rock and it broke the window, we knew we had to scarpa.

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

Sherlock

A derogatory name (derived from Sherlock Holmes) given to someone who makes a revelation or discovery which he thinks is a big deal, but which is common knowledge or very obvious. Usually used in conjunction with "No shit"

Harold finally found out what everyone else already knows....that Michelle, the chick who looks and dresses like a guy, is a raving lesbian. When he told me, I said "No shit, Sherlock?"

by Busted Hyman July 05, 2006

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 06, 2006

rev head

Australian term for a young male person who owns and is obsessed by an excessively powerful motor vehicle, generally manufactured in the 1970s or 1980s. His car is more important than his driver's licence, sex, drugs or rock'n'roll.

That Bevan is such a rev head. He's got a bloody lime green Holden Torana with extractors, mags, ten-speaker 200 watt stereo and it's got more guts than the space shuttle.

by Busted Hyman July 16, 2006