busted hyman's definitions

sticky date

An very unclean and still moist anus.

The guy didn't wipe his arse after that turd, so he's going around with a sticky date.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

sheep worrier

A male person, often of New Zealand birth, who, due to his propensity for copulating with sheep, causes said sheep to be concerned upon sight of said sheep violater.

Here comes that kiwi sheep worrier guy; look at those sheep run.

by Busted Hyman August 5, 2007

Vinegar Stroke

The point during sexual intercourse where a man is irreversibly about to blow his load. The very worst time to have to cease coitus in an emergency.

Shit! I was on the vinegar stroke when Julie's dad burst through the door.

by Busted Hyman July 9, 2006

braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.

Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.

i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

D.I.N.K.U.M

Acronym for Double Income, No Kids, Unbelievable Mortgage. Describes young hard-working marrieds (or a pair of faggots) who are deferring having children whilst they plough all their money into a very large housing loan. See also D.I.N.K.

Look at that huge mansion; a couple of D.I.N.K.U.M s there.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

AIDS

Asshole Invader's Death Sentence

A disease designed to eradicate all the disgusting, sicko poo punchers from the face of the earth.

I wish Liberace were still alive; of course, he died of AIDS.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006