Definitions by busted hyman

david furnish 

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

david furnish by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Polly waffle

A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.

i just dropped a big greasy polly waffle into the can.

Polly waffle by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

braille 

Language spoken by severely drunk people.

Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.

braille by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

swahili 

Describes the verbal garbage that is spoken by a severely drunken person.

I had so much to drink last night, that I was speaking swahili.

swahili by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Hyundai 

A woman who can be relied upon to fuck all day every day. Derived from Australian Hyundai advertisement "Hyundai's....go all day, every day".

My woman's a 'Hyundai'. She can't get enough of it; a nymphomaniac.

Hyundai by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

vinegar tits 

A woman who with a nasty personality, usually also rather unattractive and hence very undesirable.

Look at vinegar tits over there... A right nasty bitch with the looks of Saddam Hussein's camel.

vinegar tits by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

monthly nosebleed 

The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).

Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?

Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

monthly nosebleed by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006