Definitions by bumarse

polishitan 

A politician who is full of shit. Which basically makes it a synonym for politician.

That Obama dude is just another polishitan.

polishitan by bumarse October 19, 2009

shoulda coulda woulda

Meaning that it is of no use to dwell on what should have (shoulda), could have (coulda) or would have (woulda) happened/been done.
Said as an attempt to shorten a discussion that focusses on the past, thus providing no solution to an actual problem.

"Man, if only I didn't cum straight in the air, I wouldnt have jizz on my mullet now."
"Shoulda coulda woulda. There are more important things than that. There is more to life than the jizz on your mullet. You're still young, someday you will wash your hair and the jizz will be gone, but your mullet will last forever."

shoulda coulda woulda by bumarse October 17, 2009

bum arse 

The behind of a British bum. Can be used to describe a person from Great Britain.

"Ey mate, bloody cold outside, ey?"
"Dude, you're such a bum arse."

bum arse by bumarse October 16, 2009