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Not having seen Jan in 3 years, Mike hoped a Southwest flight to hit that poon one more time. Mike engaged in an Aerial booty call.
by Buck Futt March 3, 2010
Get the aerial booty call mug.Either underage or early 20 something people who act like idiots under the influence of alchol. These people cannot hold their liquor whatsoever, yet insist on imbibing massive amounts of it anyway, on a regular basis (ie. almost every night). Pubs and other drinking establishments effectively take over raising these people where TV, and in rare cases, their parents left off. Vomiting, fighting, and public urination are all commonplace things for kinderdrunks, along with a wide assortment ot moronic, juvenile behaviors.
Did you see that idiot that got kicked out of the pub last night with his pants around his ankles? Man, what a kinderdrunk!
by Buck Futt February 24, 2009
Get the kinderdrunk mug.A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.
After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.
by Buck Futt April 3, 2010
Get the Shocking Sanchez mug.A Carolina chickadee is a burst of extremely loud microphonic feedback. The most common way this can be achieved is when a person takes a hot microphone and puts it in front of a working loudspeaker to obtain feedback. This action is most often used in bars around or after closing time to get unruly patrons to leave the establishment.
Man..that asshole had to pull a Carolina chickadee to get us out the bar last night..my ears is still rangin'!!!
by Buck Futt January 27, 2012
Get the Carolina chickadee mug.A double poser is someone who looks like a poser from some stupid counterculture, but in fact knows nothing about the music or customs of that specified subculture. In effect they are posing like they are a certain kind of a poser, but are even lamer and to ignorant to even be taken seriously by anyone. These people are very common in the Indie Rock and punk scenes, but are occasionally also on the fringes of the metal "scene" as well. A wannabe's wannabe.
"Man that stupid douche bag with a spiked belt and mohawk didn't even know who GBH is...He probably listens to Blond Redhead and cries himself to sleep every night. What a double poser!"
by Buck Futt April 21, 2010
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Get the CUD BABY mug.The Davis Chileto is when a person passes out in a sleeping bag naked. This person proceeds to shit themselves, vomit, sweat profusely and urinate, all while rolling around in this mixture of like a hot dog at 7-11.
Remember last summer when Ted passed out on the couch in that sleeping bag and shit, pissed, puked himself? That was the worst Davis Chileto of all time....
by Buck Futt December 6, 2011
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