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A double poser is someone who looks like a poser from some stupid counterculture, but in fact knows nothing about the music or customs of that specified subculture. In effect they are posing like they are a certain kind of a poser, but are even lamer and to ignorant to even be taken seriously by anyone. These people are very common in the Indie Rock and punk scenes, but are occasionally also on the fringes of the metal "scene" as well. A wannabe's wannabe.
"Man that stupid douche bag with a spiked belt and mohawk didn't even know who GBH is...He probably listens to Blond Redhead and cries himself to sleep every night. What a double poser!"
by Buck Futt April 21, 2010
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Get the CUD BABY mug.A Carolina chickadee is a burst of extremely loud microphonic feedback. The most common way this can be achieved is when a person takes a hot microphone and puts it in front of a working loudspeaker to obtain feedback. This action is most often used in bars around or after closing time to get unruly patrons to leave the establishment.
Man..that asshole had to pull a Carolina chickadee to get us out the bar last night..my ears is still rangin'!!!
by Buck Futt January 27, 2012
Get the Carolina chickadee mug.When that drunk fuck pissed in the sink, the bouncer yelled at him for like ten minutes after throwing him out. That bouncer really gets off on Ghost Whipping Retards....
by Buck Futt February 23, 2010
Get the Ghost Whipping Retards mug.The Davis Chileto is when a person passes out in a sleeping bag naked. This person proceeds to shit themselves, vomit, sweat profusely and urinate, all while rolling around in this mixture of like a hot dog at 7-11.
Remember last summer when Ted passed out on the couch in that sleeping bag and shit, pissed, puked himself? That was the worst Davis Chileto of all time....
by Buck Futt December 6, 2011
Get the Davis Chileto mug.Similar to a Rickroll, A Journeyroll happens Any time a DJ, a cover band, jukebox or anyone at any time plays "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey. This song is becoming more insidious and annoying a Rickroll ever was or ever will be.
"Down at the Pub last night some A-hole had to Journeyroll us 3 times on the jukebox. How fucking annoying! I never believed and always hated that band and song!"
by Buck Futt March 8, 2009
Get the Journeyroll mug.Sprouche is a combination of the words sperm and douche. While technically not a douche, sperm is substituted in place of the usual vinegar and water. The sperm is inserted typically by intercourse and usually mingles with other materials (vaginal discharge, lube or feces) in a vaginal or anal orifice.
by Buck Futt March 25, 2009
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