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broadigy

An exceptionally gifted or talented woman.
T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
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stall tactics

A practice in which sexual favors are exchanged between two (maybe more) consenting people within the confines of a bathroom stall.
Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig indulges in 'stall tactics' by placing his head under a toilet partition and into the adjacent toilet stall and asking that stall attendee (preferably a smooth young lad)if he would like a nice sack wash. He usually follows up with the statement, "I'm not gay!"
by Bryan Gilbreath September 6, 2007
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undividual

A person who believes that they are being unique by doing the same thing that everyone else is doing.The irony is that EVERYONE else is doing the same mindless crap, so they are definitely NOT unique. Those people are called undividuals.
Look at Jimmy over there getting a 'tribal' arm band tattoo, putting a Harley Davidson sticker on his Escalade running chrome spinnin 24's while wearing his West Coast Chopper T-shirt, side turned baseball cap, baggy pants and ape hanging his arm out the window, gangsta style, while he's driving. Boy, he sure looks like one bad ass customer! No dude, check out the guy across the street on his Honda Davidson, he's exactly the same! They sure are undividuals!
by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2007
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honda davidson

Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.
Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 2, 2007
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bulltimatum

An ultimatum that is disregarded because everyone knows that it will never be enforced.
Husband: That's it, I've had it! If that kitchen is not clean within the next half hour I'll never have sex with you again!

Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
by Bryan Gilbreath May 9, 2011
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badvocate

A 'badvocate' is a person who always proposes or supports doing bad things.
Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!

Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!

Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.
by Bryan Gilbreath June 10, 2011
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sighsmike activity

Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.
A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
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