bryan gilbreath's definitions

inaporkriate

An inappropriate comment or reaction typically regarding someone being overweight.

A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!

B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.

by Bryan Gilbreath December 4, 2009

bot rod

An automobile that has been fixed up or 'rodded' before the person who is currently driving it purchased it.

Hey, did you see Johnny driving that cool deuce? Uh, yeah, he didn't do any of the work on it himself. It's a bot rod.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 17, 2007

eturdity

The time that you spend waitingin line for your turn in the bathroom.

Ohhhhh gawd, I really gotta use the bathroom. What is taking her so long in there? I've been out here for, like, an 'eturdity'!

by Bryan Gilbreath June 24, 2009

broadigy

An exceptionally gifted or talented woman.

T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!

by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009

fatronize

To treat an overweight person in a rude or condescending manner.

A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!

B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!

by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011

nagnify

When someone takes a small issue and nags about it as if it's a larger issue than it really is.

A: Why don't you bury those bodies deeper so it doesn't stink up our crawlspace so much!?

B: Sheesh, have you ever tried digging under a house before? How about you shutting your yap and not 'nagnify' the situation!

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009

slaprehensive

Hesitation one may experience before slapping someone such as a loved one or employer.

A: Dude! That was so cool when you backhanded the boss! Too bad you lost your job.

B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!

by Bryan Gilbreath September 23, 2009