bryan gilbreath's definitions

stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

gosh pit

Evangelical behavior, when Jebus zaps them with the power of dance.

Pastor has everyone blabbering in tongues. Quick, let's jump into the gosh pit!

by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022

refraining order

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.

Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009

badvocate

A 'badvocate' is a person who always proposes or supports doing bad things.

Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!

Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!

Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.

by Bryan Gilbreath June 10, 2011

sighsmike activity

Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.

A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010