slaprehensive

Hesitation one may experience before slapping someone such as a loved one or employer.

A: Dude! That was so cool when you backhanded the boss! Too bad you lost your job.

B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!

by Bryan Gilbreath September 23, 2009

stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

badvocate

A 'badvocate' is a person who always proposes or supports doing bad things.

Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!

Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!

Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.

by Bryan Gilbreath June 10, 2011

faced of time

Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.

A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.

B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....

A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!

by Bryan Gilbreath March 02, 2010

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

partial mirth abortion

The act of cutting off someone's joke by beating them to the punchline.

A: Hey, did you tell your co-workers that joke I told you last night?
B: Yeah.
A: Well, how did it go over?
B: It was a 'partial mirth abortion'. I was pausing, as you should for comedic effect... just about ready to tell the punchline..... and some jerk beat me to it.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 01, 2011