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bragedy

When terrible consequences, typically stemming from female relationships, befall a male.
T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
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fagnify

A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.
A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.

B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009
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eturdity

The time that you spend waitingin line for your turn in the bathroom.
Ohhhhh gawd, I really gotta use the bathroom. What is taking her so long in there? I've been out here for, like, an 'eturdity'!
by Bryan Gilbreath June 24, 2009
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slaprehensive

Hesitation one may experience before slapping someone such as a loved one or employer.
A: Dude! That was so cool when you backhanded the boss! Too bad you lost your job.

B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!
by Bryan Gilbreath September 23, 2009
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badvocate

A 'badvocate' is a person who always proposes or supports doing bad things.
Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!

Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!

Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.
by Bryan Gilbreath June 10, 2011
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sighsmike activity

Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.
A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
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hug addict

A person that feels the need to hug anyone they encounter.
Joy realized, after hugging the police officer who was giving her a ticket, that she had become a 'hug addict'.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 5, 2011
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