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Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.
A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009
Get the nymphomation mug.T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
Get the broadigy mug.A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 23, 2011
Get the fatronize mug.A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
Get the crawlleague mug.A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!
B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
by Bryan Gilbreath December 4, 2009
Get the inaporkriate mug.A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Get the mikegrain headache mug.'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.
Me: Good Morning Dale.
Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.
Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.
Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.
Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008
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