bryan gilbreath's definitions

nagnify

When someone takes a small issue and nags about it as if it's a larger issue than it really is.

A: Why don't you bury those bodies deeper so it doesn't stink up our crawlspace so much!?

B: Sheesh, have you ever tried digging under a house before? How about you shutting your yap and not 'nagnify' the situation!

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009

inaporkriate

An inappropriate comment or reaction typically regarding someone being overweight.

A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!

B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.

by Bryan Gilbreath December 4, 2009

mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.

A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

crawlleague

A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.

Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.

Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.

by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012

stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

badvocate

A 'badvocate' is a person who always proposes or supports doing bad things.

Good Guy: Hey gang, after we finish helping out these fine senior citizens, let's all go down to the malt shop and have some ice cream. My treat!

Badvocate: Orrrrrrr....we could light a box of kittens on fire!

Good Guy: You're pretty creepy always playing the 'badvocate'.

by Bryan Gilbreath June 10, 2011

sighsmike activity

Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.

A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009