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Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.
Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 2, 2007
Get the honda davidson mug.A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 23, 2010
Get the science friction mug.Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.
A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009
Get the nymphomation mug.A phenomena in which everyone on the ski lift has a flask of booze and shares it with the rest of the chair.
G: Dude, why is your bloody leg bone sticking out of your ski pants like that?
B: No idea dude, it might have been the multi-flasking I indulged in prior to the bunny hill.
B: No idea dude, it might have been the multi-flasking I indulged in prior to the bunny hill.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 25, 2009
Get the Multi-flasking mug.A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Get the mikegrain headache mug.A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
Get the crawlleague mug.A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
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