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nymphomation

Contact information such as a name, phone number, email address etc. typically scrawled on a match book cover or a napkin. This information is generally obtained from a girl (hopefully a nymphomaniac) that you met at a bar the night before.
A: Did you get that chick's number that was grinding on you last night?
B: Indeed I did. She provided me with all the necessary 'nymphomation'.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 27, 2009
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force of hobbit

'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.
Me: Good Morning Dale.

Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.

Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008
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Multi-flasking

A phenomena in which everyone on the ski lift has a flask of booze and shares it with the rest of the chair.
G: Dude, why is your bloody leg bone sticking out of your ski pants like that?
B: No idea dude, it might have been the multi-flasking I indulged in prior to the bunny hill.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 25, 2009
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stresstival

The air of severe stress and panic that encompasses a group when a project is due.
Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
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gosh pit

Evangelical behavior, when Jebus zaps them with the power of dance.
Pastor has everyone blabbering in tongues. Quick, let's jump into the gosh pit!
by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022
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Enragement ring

A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
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bragic

Certain males innate ability to cause females to swoon.
T: Man, that guy is hitting on his fifth girl tonight.
B: That's nothing man. He got numbers from ten last night. He's just working his bragic.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
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