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by Bryan Gilbreath December 2, 2022
Get the gosh pit mug.A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.
A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009
Get the fagnify mug.Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009
Get the poovenir mug.A practice in which sexual favors are exchanged between two (maybe more) consenting people within the confines of a bathroom stall.
Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig indulges in 'stall tactics' by placing his head under a toilet partition and into the adjacent toilet stall and asking that stall attendee (preferably a smooth young lad)if he would like a nice sack wash. He usually follows up with the statement, "I'm not gay!"
by Bryan Gilbreath September 6, 2007
Get the stall tactics mug.A person who believes that they are being unique by doing the same thing that everyone else is doing.The irony is that EVERYONE else is doing the same mindless crap, so they are definitely NOT unique. Those people are called undividuals.
Look at Jimmy over there getting a 'tribal' arm band tattoo, putting a Harley Davidson sticker on his Escalade running chrome spinnin 24's while wearing his West Coast Chopper T-shirt, side turned baseball cap, baggy pants and ape hanging his arm out the window, gangsta style, while he's driving. Boy, he sure looks like one bad ass customer! No dude, check out the guy across the street on his Honda Davidson, he's exactly the same! They sure are undividuals!
by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2007
Get the undividual mug.Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.
Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 2, 2007
Get the honda davidson mug.Husband: That's it, I've had it! If that kitchen is not clean within the next half hour I'll never have sex with you again!
Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
by Bryan Gilbreath May 9, 2011
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