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T:Where's Brad man? He was supposed to be here an hour ago.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.
B: Haven't you heard? He has to have 'the talk' with his lady friend. It is truly a bragedy that he's so whipped.
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
Get the bragedy mug.Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.
Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 2, 2007
Get the honda davidson mug.A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!
B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
by Bryan Gilbreath December 4, 2009
Get the inaporkriate mug.A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Get the mikegrain headache mug.Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008
Get the stupor market mug.A 'crawlleague' is a co-worker or colleague whose lack of self-respect and character forces them to spend much of their working life, and their sad, sad social life on their knees.
Employee #1: Wow, that guy seems to be a rising star in your firm. Every time I visit your office he's hanging on your bosses' every word and staring at him with those big doe eyes.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
Employee #2: Yeah, my 'crawlleague' is a real tool alright.
by Bryan Gilbreath March 7, 2012
Get the crawlleague mug.'Force of Hobbit' is similar to 'force of habit' which is when someone instinctively does something without thinking about it. In the case of 'Force of Hobbit' a geek or nerd or dork instinctively relates real world experiences to things like 'The Hobbit','Battlestar Galactica','Star Wars','Star Trek' or any 'reality' show that they wasted life force watching.
Me: Good Morning Dale.
Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.
Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.
Dale: Actually, it's not morning on the third moon of Vulcan.
Me: You just can't help being an idiot can you? I guess it's just force of hobbit.
by Bryan Gilbreath January 18, 2008
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