bryan gilbreath's definitions

refraining order

A refraining order is when someone tells you not to say something to someone other than yourself.

Suzy: You better not comment on my sister's fat ass again. You're under a temporary 'refraining order' until we leave her house.
Jimmy: Yes dear.

by Bryan Gilbreath April 16, 2009

poovenir

The splattered or streaked 'reminders' one leaves behind after flushing the toilet.

Me: "Hey sweetheart, I gotta run but, I left you a 'poovenir' of my Mexican lunch in the restroom. You can thank me later."
Sweetheart: Aaaahhhh....you say the sweetest things!

by Bryan Gilbreath August 27, 2009

bot rod

An automobile that has been fixed up or 'rodded' before the person who is currently driving it purchased it.

Hey, did you see Johnny driving that cool deuce? Uh, yeah, he didn't do any of the work on it himself. It's a bot rod.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 17, 2007

eturdity

The time that you spend waitingin line for your turn in the bathroom.

Ohhhhh gawd, I really gotta use the bathroom. What is taking her so long in there? I've been out here for, like, an 'eturdity'!

by Bryan Gilbreath June 24, 2009

Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.

Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008

undividual

A person who believes that they are being unique by doing the same thing that everyone else is doing.The irony is that EVERYONE else is doing the same mindless crap, so they are definitely NOT unique. Those people are called undividuals.

Look at Jimmy over there getting a 'tribal' arm band tattoo, putting a Harley Davidson sticker on his Escalade running chrome spinnin 24's while wearing his West Coast Chopper T-shirt, side turned baseball cap, baggy pants and ape hanging his arm out the window, gangsta style, while he's driving. Boy, he sure looks like one bad ass customer! No dude, check out the guy across the street on his Honda Davidson, he's exactly the same! They sure are undividuals!

by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2007