brown eyed girl 's definitions

gadzoobied

Really cracked. Under the influence of substances such as drugs and/or alcohol.

Tova: How was the party?
Steiner: Oh man! I got so gadzoobied!
Tova: Sounds like you had fun!

by Brown Eyed Girl July 30, 2005

Green Flagged

A single person; On the dating market.

Tova: That guy is really hot.
Eliana: I believe he's green flagged.
Tova: Nice!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

having the duck.

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."

Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005

purple vagina

1) Similar to blue balls but for members of the female gender.

2) Sexual frustration.

Robin: Last night I was hooking up with a guy, and he gave me purple vagina, and then he refused to finish me off!

by Brown Eyed Girl May 28, 2005

spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

hot hebrew honey

A very attractive (jewish) girl.

Also known as the triple h.

Aaron: Look at that triple h over there.
Dima: I should go hit on her.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005

shmirah

1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.

Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005