religious masturbator

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

3) Also called spiritual masterbation.
Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.

Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 06, 2005
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gadzoobied

Really cracked. Under the influence of substances such as drugs and/or alcohol.
Tova: How was the party?
Steiner: Oh man! I got so gadzoobied!
Tova: Sounds like you had fun!
by Brown Eyed Girl July 12, 2005
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having the duck.

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."
Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 07, 2005
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spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 06, 2005
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Yellow flagged

Someone who is taken or dating someone.
Adomi: SO Tova... want to do something this week.
Eliana: She's yellow flagged!
by Brown Eyed Girl May 30, 2005
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face-turning

n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.
Randy: You're boring me.
::turns her face::
Dina: What just happened?
Randy: It's called face-turning, toots. Deal with it.
by brown eyed girl March 09, 2006
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Queensanitis

Severe laziness.

Often caused by living in Queens or by visiting Queens for extended periods of time.

Can also be caused by extreme usage of alcohol or marijuana.
Eli: Pass the chips.
Avi: I can't move to get them. I have Queensanitis.
Eli: You're so lazy!
Avi: Why don't you get it them?
Eli: I can't, it's too far.
by Brown Eyed Girl June 07, 2005
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