brooskitooski's definitions
when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.
Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
by brooskitooski January 6, 2011
Get the shitstillmug. Not wanting to shave or shower for a short time. This usually occurs during 3 day holidays, as well as particularly during short stints of inclement weather.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was your Present's Day holiday? You were off for 3 days, right?
Dave: Man, it was great! I watched a LOT of hockey, and the best part was not having to shave or shower during that time. Once in a while, you just have to let it all out and have a Hygiene Hiatus!
Dave: Man, it was great! I watched a LOT of hockey, and the best part was not having to shave or shower during that time. Once in a while, you just have to let it all out and have a Hygiene Hiatus!
by brooskitooski February 20, 2021
Get the Hygiene Hiatusmug. Big Milker Titties. Breasts that are very big, and are most likely filled with lots of breast milk. A tit lover's dream!
Roger: Hey, Dave! Did you check out that new girl in chemistry class? She is HOT!
Dave: Oh, hell yeah! She has wonderful BMTs!
Roger: BMTs?
David: Big Milker Titties. I would give ANYTHING to suck on them!
Dave: Oh, hell yeah! She has wonderful BMTs!
Roger: BMTs?
David: Big Milker Titties. I would give ANYTHING to suck on them!
by brooskitooski February 7, 2020
Get the BMTsmug. A VERY flamer gay! Taken from shortened "flamboyant" male homosexual (i.e. flamboyant, shortened to "flamer"). One who is SO gay, he could walk into a room, and because of his FLAMBOYant nature, he could set off the sprinklers.
Roger: Hey, Dave!! Did you know about Eloy? I found out he just came out of the closet!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!
Dave: Oh, come on, Roger! Eloy was SO gay, he could have set off the sprinklers when he entered the room. He just oozed of homosexuality. A complete flamer! A true sprinkler starter!
by brooskitooski January 29, 2018
Get the sprinkler startermug. When driving in very heavy traffic, and you change lanes (with the anticipation of going faster), and you actually go slower. Bad CARma is usually exacerbated when you are in a hurry!
Roger: Man, this traffic is HORRIFIC! I changed lanes because I thought we would go faster, and we're going even slower! Look, even the 18 wheelers are passing us! We'll never get to the race on time!
Dave: Man, you have Bad CARma! All those times when you were drinking and driving (and you did not get caught), not signaling, and texting while driving are catching up to you now!
Dave: Man, you have Bad CARma! All those times when you were drinking and driving (and you did not get caught), not signaling, and texting while driving are catching up to you now!
by brooskitooski June 27, 2017
Get the Bad CARmamug. Acronym for Staight to Anal. Said of certain female porn stars of marginal looks and/or with very small breasts.
Roger: Hey, Dave! Do you remember Jeannie from high school? I just found out she became a porn star.
Dave: Really? Well, she certainly must be one of those StA girls, for she doesn't have big titties, and she really isn't all that great looking.
Roger: StA? What does that mean?
Dave: Straight to Anal. The only way she'll get noticed is if she takes it in the ass!
Dave: Really? Well, she certainly must be one of those StA girls, for she doesn't have big titties, and she really isn't all that great looking.
Roger: StA? What does that mean?
Dave: Straight to Anal. The only way she'll get noticed is if she takes it in the ass!
by brooskitooski September 20, 2015
Get the StAmug. A short time span where one voluntarily does NOT shower or shave. As you are NOT needing to be anywhere or meet anybody, you just let yourself go and be free!
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was your three day holiday? You did not have to go anywhere, right?
Dave: Oh, Man, it was great! I did not have to shave or shower, and all I did was watch playoff football and eat pizza! A hygiene hiatus like this was perfect!
Dave: Oh, Man, it was great! I did not have to shave or shower, and all I did was watch playoff football and eat pizza! A hygiene hiatus like this was perfect!
by brooskitooski March 14, 2021
Get the Hygiene Hiatusmug.