Definitions by brooskitooski
Bad CARma
When driving in very heavy traffic, and you change lanes (with the anticipation of going faster), and you actually go slower. Bad CARma is usually exacerbated when you are in a hurry!
Roger: Man, this traffic is HORRIFIC! I changed lanes because I thought we would go faster, and we're going even slower! Look, even the 18 wheelers are passing us! We'll never get to the race on time!
Dave: Man, you have Bad CARma! All those times when you were drinking and driving (and you did not get caught), not signaling, and texting while driving are catching up to you now!
Dave: Man, you have Bad CARma! All those times when you were drinking and driving (and you did not get caught), not signaling, and texting while driving are catching up to you now!
Bad CARma by brooskitooski June 27, 2017
MexiCUNT
Roger: Hey, Dave! How did your date with Lupe go last night? She's a Mexican, right?
Dave: MexiCUNT is the proper term for her. The only green card she is interested in is my AMEX card!
Dave: MexiCUNT is the proper term for her. The only green card she is interested in is my AMEX card!
MexiCUNT by brooskitooski April 19, 2017
StA
Acronym for Staight to Anal. Said of certain female porn stars of marginal looks and/or with very small breasts.
Roger: Hey, Dave! Do you remember Jeannie from high school? I just found out she became a porn star.
Dave: Really? Well, she certainly must be one of those StA girls, for she doesn't have big titties, and she really isn't all that great looking.
Roger: StA? What does that mean?
Dave: Straight to Anal. The only way she'll get noticed is if she takes it in the ass!
Dave: Really? Well, she certainly must be one of those StA girls, for she doesn't have big titties, and she really isn't all that great looking.
Roger: StA? What does that mean?
Dave: Straight to Anal. The only way she'll get noticed is if she takes it in the ass!
StA by brooskitooski September 20, 2015
shitstill
when you are ready to shit in a public bathroom, yet somebody comes in, and you hold it so that they won't hear embarassing noises coming from you (in essence, you are "sitting still"), and THEN you shit once they leave.
Roger: Hey, Dave! You don't look so good.
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
Dave: Man, someboy came in when I REALLY had to crap, and I had to have a shitstill until they left. It REALLY hurt to have to hold it for so long!
shitstill by brooskitooski January 6, 2011
simulflush
the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass
(Roger and Dave using the urinal)
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
simulflush by brooskitooski November 7, 2010
no-ply toilet paper
toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.
Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!
no-ply toilet paper by brooskitooski September 11, 2010
SCOFI
SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.
Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!
SCOFI by brooskitooski November 22, 2009