Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
by brooskitooski January 01, 2020
SCOFI is an acronym for Senior Citizen On Fixed Income. These elderly people will take advantage of ALL Senior Citizen discounts and coupons when available.
Grandma and Grandpa ALWAYS take advantage of their AARP discount coupons and senior citizen discounts because they have to take care of their own retirement because their own children don't want to have them in their own houses! They are the epitome of being a SCOFI!
by brooskitooski November 22, 2009
the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embarassing noises coming out of your ass
(Roger and Dave using the urinal)
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
Dave: Hey, Man! Someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
Roger: That guy's a simulflusher! Hope he did not have a rectum ripper!
by brooskitooski November 06, 2010
Refers to a pair of girls, where one of them is thin (yet of marginal looks), while the other is a fat girl. The thinner, uglier girl pairs up with the fatter girl in order to make herself look better (that is, in the eyes of potential suitors). A reference to the classic comic duo of Laurel & Hardy, where there is a thin person (Laurel), while the other (Hardy) is bigger (in this case, owing to the heavier girth, it is corrupted to Hearty- like a hearty appetite).
(Roger and Dave, looking at two girls on the street, resembling the aforementioned above)
Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?
Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
Roger: Hey, Dave. Look at those two girls. The skinny girl is kind of ugly. What is she doing hanging around with the fat girl?
Dave: Don't you know? It's a classic case of a Laurel & Hearty. Can't you see that the thin ugly girl is using the fat girl to make herself look better?
by brooskitooski July 29, 2017