brooksie's definitions

socom 3

The third installment to the hit series, SOCOM 3: US Navy SEALs will have a much more immersive single player. It features streaming technology in which the levels will be 10 times larger, enemies will be in much more abundance, and hopefully a better framerate.

New features include full weapon customization, an array of vehicles modified for war (hummer, SOC-R assault boat, or as simple as a truck with mounted machine gun), swimming and going underwater, new teammate commands, and 32 player online with new game modes.

SOCOM 3 will be the most kick ass game the PlayStation 2 will ever see.

by Brooksie August 29, 2005

skeet trap

1. Any place where your skeet can land and be contained within. This includes the mouth, female genitalia, or the anus.

2. A device used in shotgun sport shooting that launches orange clay discs.

1. Tommy blew it in Jimmy's skeet trap, and I ain't talkin' 'bout his mouth either.

2. I think that skeet trap is broken- my clay birds aren't launching.

by Brooksie October 17, 2005

socom 2

The guy above me still can't be good at SOCOM even though it takes no talent.

I don't like SOCOM 2 because I suck at it. I'd rather play Counter-Strike and beat off to Hentai

SOCOM 2 > urbandictionary.com

by Brooksie October 18, 2004

Tony Conigliaro

The embodiment of the squandered hopes of generations of Red Sox fans. Tony C., born in Revere MA, was the a star player of the Sox' "Impossible Dream" team in 1967 and was hit in the eye with a pitch, taking him out for a year and a half. He made a good comeback the year of his return but because of the injury he was never the same. Later he had a heart attack from which he never recovered fully and died while in a coma in 1990. The Red Sox have since instituted the Tony Conigliaro award for players who have overcome adversity, and Major League Baseball started making helmets with the now standard protective earflap.

Tony Conigliaro broke the American League record as the youngest player to reach 100 home runs.

by Brooksie May 30, 2006

Hot Topic

People who were denied to hang out with the cool kids shop here. If you're looking for a pre-worn pair of fishnet thongs, look no further.

Hot Topic should start selling guns and Pro-Suicide stickers to rid the world of asshats.

by Brooksie October 18, 2004

abington

Abington, MA is a town no more than twenty miles south of Boston. Here lieth the working class who have all become landscapers and car salesmen because their manufacturing jobs have been "displaced". A place where you only go if you want some sort of intoxicant or violence. Often the home of stoners and paper gangsters that talk about all those gangbangers in Brockton that they know that have guns. The stoners are pretty cool, but the suburban thugs are pretty lame. This makes for a VERY mediocre town.

1.A Stoner - Hey, let's go to Two-Twelve in Abington and see Guido. We can smoke joints and see his pit bull.
2.A Suburban Thug - ABINGTON, WHAT?!?!?! YOU GOT A PROBLEM?!?! THUG LIFE BABY! THIS IS HOW WE DO IN WORKING CLASS SUBURBIA, DAWG!!!

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

Manny being Manny

Reference to the silly and often lackadaisical behavior of Red Sox outfielder Manny Ramirez. Although Manny is one of the top players on the team, this phrase is generally not used to describe his good play.

Fan 1: Did you see Manny space out and drop that fly ball last night?
Fan 2: Yep. ::sigh:: Manny being Manny.

by Brooksie May 30, 2006