Tony Conigliaro

The embodiment of the squandered hopes of generations of Red Sox fans. Tony C., born in Revere MA, was the a star player of the Sox' "Impossible Dream" team in 1967 and was hit in the eye with a pitch, taking him out for a year and a half. He made a good comeback the year of his return but because of the injury he was never the same. Later he had a heart attack from which he never recovered fully and died while in a coma in 1990. The Red Sox have since instituted the Tony Conigliaro award for players who have overcome adversity, and Major League Baseball started making helmets with the now standard protective earflap.

Tony Conigliaro broke the American League record as the youngest player to reach 100 home runs.

by Brooksie May 30, 2006

Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

your mom goes to college

well, my grandmother really did go to college... is that bad?

I came to urbandictionary.com looking for the meaning behind this insult, and no one knows, making it the most retarded insult, ever.

by Brooksie March 21, 2005

Cocaine Cowgirl

A girl that makes you feel AMAZING while you have her, but she always leaves you wanting more and in the end, she disappears.

Snowblind: I think I'm falling for Betty, man.

Straight: Don't, dude. She's a Cocaine Cowgirl. Just enjoy it while it lasts and try not to miss it when it's gone.

by Brooksie January 25, 2011

jubba

A male who enjoys dancing on podiums whilst drinking raspberry and vodkas. Often seen in random night clubs in the vicinity of westfield southland. A dodgey character at the best of times.

Look at Jubba, slaughtered again and dancing to 'dirty'.

by brooksie September 01, 2003

Hot Topic

People who were denied to hang out with the cool kids shop here. If you're looking for a pre-worn pair of fishnet thongs, look no further.

Hot Topic should start selling guns and Pro-Suicide stickers to rid the world of asshats.

by Brooksie October 18, 2004

Dragonball Z

Also Known As Seizure

Wow, I yelled at that one retarded kid in the wheelchair and I gave him a Dragonball Z.

by Brooksie October 19, 2004