bromp's definitions
"Mr Darcy, I find it most difficult to credit your assertion that Miss bennet was responsible for the beefy eggo that cleared the dance floor not five minutes ago.. For one thin, the miasma concerned was distinctly reminiscent of the casserole I observed you yourself consuming last night, whereas I have it on good authority that Miss Bennet is a vegetarian. If that was Fartistic Licence, Darcy, then it was dashed bad form."
by bromp February 18, 2010
Get the Fartistic Licencemug. is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."
At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.
by bromp July 24, 2009
Get the kettlingmug. "Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."
by bromp December 9, 2008
Get the mortarmug. A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.
Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
by bromp May 15, 2008
Get the Top-deckingmug. leaker n. Aus. A sexually alluring female, that is to say, one who "has holes that need to be plugged up".
O. was a leaker and would fuck anything that would help her into a job. She was a leaker who had a penchant for back door love.
by bromp March 14, 2010
Get the leakermug. Slimey politicians of no substance or conviction who want to appeal to everyone left/right/centre/multi-culti. These set out their agenda as The Third Way, which means they want everyone of all poiltical shades to see them as their perfect leader, when in fact, like Tony Blair, they have nothing more to offer than their hunger for power. Bill Clinton was another but less obvious example of the followers of the Turd Way.
Steve "well what do think of this Barack Obama then?"
Tony "don't know, might be just be another turdwayman".
Tony "don't know, might be just be another turdwayman".
by bromp May 16, 2008
Get the turdwaymanmug. an extremely long sit-down sojourn in the lavatory, which to the subject feels like it is taking five days to achieve any sort of conclusive result. So named due to the similarity to the cricket competitions: long, silent periods of intense concentration broken by occasional grunts, cracks and thuds, irregularly interspersed with splatters that sound not unlike bursts of applause.
Sally: “Fred, Jim disappeared after breakfast and it's already 11. We are supposed to be at the coast by 12!”
Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”
Jim: “We might not make it. He's in the lavatory and it sounds like he is in the middle of a test match.”
by bromp February 22, 2010
Get the test matchmug.