bridal guru's definitions

Pizza Promise

-to promise something over pizza.

That bitch broke her pizza promise !

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Mahalo

Mahalo (hand jester or emoji 🤙🏼); means you’d have sex with the last two people you’ve spoken about in conversation.

I’d mahalo those two.

by bridal guru October 24, 2017

rk bridal

The best bridal store in the country. It's located in New York City and is a family owned business!

RK Bridal ROCKS!!!

Let's go to RK Bridal and buy your bridal gown and bridesmaids dresses!

by bridal guru December 20, 2013

Outside the net

Well, that was outside the net.

-unsuccessful.
-didn't happen.
-didn't score.
-failure.
-outside the net.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Distance looks

-when someone is looking good from a distance.

-dude, that girl totally had the distance looks, but was ugly close up.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Star Puss

High quality pussy

Why don't you talk to her?
Nah man, I'm looking for some Star Puss.

by bridal guru September 4, 2016

Squirrlin

To do/ or get around something difficult.

1.That girl was SQUIRRLIN' .

2. I was SQUIRRLIN' on that Work.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016