bridal guru's definitions

Mahalo

Mahalo (hand jester or emoji 🤙🏼); means you’d have sex with the last two people you’ve spoken about in conversation.

I’d mahalo those two.

by bridal guru October 24, 2017

Squirrlin

To do/ or get around something difficult.

1.That girl was SQUIRRLIN' .

2. I was SQUIRRLIN' on that Work.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Outside the net

Well, that was outside the net.

-unsuccessful.
-didn't happen.
-didn't score.
-failure.
-outside the net.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Pizza Promise

-to promise something over pizza.

That bitch broke her pizza promise !

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

30 for 30

- when someone overcomes personal obstacles and triumphs.

- that was an incredible story, when is your 30 for 30 coming out.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Distance looks

-when someone is looking good from a distance.

-dude, that girl totally had the distance looks, but was ugly close up.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Fat Bottom Girl

Girl with a fat/ nice ass.

That is a fat bottom girl!

by bridal guru September 10, 2016