brianfest's definitions

Sigother

N. Love interest or committed companion/partner. Abbreviation for "Significant Other"

My sigother and I have been together for 4 years.

by brianfest July 18, 2009

Kission

The preferred and intended result of a first date.

My kission was to have our first kiss in the moonlight overlooking Lake Ontario.

by brianfest July 3, 2010

Mutthausen by Proxy

A behavior in which a dog owner fabricates and exaggerates health or behavior problems by their dog in order to show how much he/she cares for and worries about their pet.

The poor puppy was wearing both a "collar of shame" and a muzzle, definitely a case of Mutthausen by Proxy.

by brianfest October 21, 2016

dumbitity

A state of inane circumstance similar to stupidity but without as much sophistication and urbanity.

The dumbitity in American politics is worse than a Hanna Barbera cartoon.stupid

by brianfest January 13, 2010

Epoxycontin

(n) an imagined brand name for a pain killer for athletes that not only eliminates joint pain, but also repairs injured joints.

The athletic therapist prescribed Epoxycontin for the over the hill hockey player who refuses to retire despite injuries to both knees and ankles.

by brianfest November 14, 2011

mobstruction

n. a group of people which collectively prevents access to a destination or event

I was rushing to a meeting but a mobstruction of protestors blocked the sidewalk.

by brianfest July 18, 2009

Surpraise

Surpraise, (n) - a positive response to an unexpectedly good performance.

Although the dancer appeared less than agile, she received strong surpraise from the audience.

by brianfest November 14, 2011