brian33337's definitions

Caribbean Concrete Challenge

The action of grabbing a funnel and shoving it into your partner's asshole and pouring wet concrete into the funnel, allowing it to pour into their asshole, and once the concrete hardens, the partner has to try to shit it out, in which they win a bet of 20 dollars

Guy 1: me and my partner did the Caribbean concrete challenge
Guy 2: are you and your partner okay
Guy 1: yeah

by brian33337 October 15, 2023

Jelqing

A really amazing penis stretching exercise that helps with getting you erect

Guy 1: I love jelqing
Guy 2: same

by brian33337 October 16, 2023

Depornified

That feeling when you don't get your daily dose of pornography, and start to go mentally insane because of your lack of horniness.

Basically, when you haven't seen actual pornography for a long period of time (usually 24 to 72 hours) and you start to get upset because you haven't seen breasts or cocks, or other body parts in days.

People who have been depornified for months and/or years tend to become more mentally stable after not looking at porn for such a long period of time, and they finally end up socializing with others like a normal functioning human being.

Guy 1: My mom took away my phone, and now I've been depornified!
Guy 2: Good for you, what does that even mean??

by brian33337 October 16, 2023

hadn't've

Very straightforward. Nonstandard contraction of "had not have".

Guy 1: I wish you hadn't've said that...
Guy 2: What do you mean?

by brian33337 October 17, 2023

Zwidge

The Zero Width Joiner (ZWJ) pronunciation: zwidge is an invisible character " " used to connect several emojis together, for example:
🏳️ + 🌈 with Zwidge = 🏳 🌈
😮 + 💨 with Zwidge = 😮 💨

Guy 1: I used the zwidge character to combine 😮 and 💨 together!
Guy 2: What did you get?
Guy 1: 😮 💨

by brian33337 October 17, 2023

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler

Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler 🙉😹😹🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖Ur so skibidi 🚽🚽🚽🚽🚽🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻🧻Ur so fanum tax 🤑🤑🤑🤑😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😉🙃🙃😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇 qwegegahjjhzhhccxbjxjdmnej3j W RIZZ🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 NERD ENRD ERDNERSNERSNW4S disbney woRLD 🌎 ♥️ ✨️ 💖 ❤️ 💕 🌎 ♥️

Guy 1: Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler 💥💥💥💥
Guy 2: are you mentally ok
Guy 1: Ur so skibidi 🤑🤑 ur so fanum tax🤩🤩🤩🤩
Guy 2: *calls the police*

by brian33337 October 18, 2023

QAZXCVBNMLPOIUYTREWSDFGHJKKJHGFDSWERTYUIOPLMNBVCXZAQ

The absolute pinnacle of boredom. You decided to type qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk and kjhgfdswertyuioplmnbvcxzaq and combined them together. You are probably extremely bored, or you have nothing else to do.

Guy 1: Hello!
Guy 2: QAZXCVBNMLPOIUYTREWSDFGHJKKJHGFDSWERTYUIOPLMNBVCXZAQ
Guy 1: What

by brian33337 October 20, 2023