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A really amazing penis stretching exercise that helps with getting you erect
Guy 1: I love jelqing
Guy 2: same
Jelqing by brian33337 October 16, 2023

Caribbean Concrete Challenge 

The action of grabbing a funnel and shoving it into your partner's asshole and pouring wet concrete into the funnel, allowing it to pour into their asshole, and once the concrete hardens, the partner has to try to shit it out, in which they win a bet of 20 dollars
Guy 1: me and my partner did the Caribbean concrete challenge
Guy 2: are you and your partner okay
Guy 1: yeah

Sigma Rizz God 

When you are a sigma gigachad with Kai cenat rizz and a level 50 bussin adin ross gyat with skibidi toilet fortnite king boss sigma gyat rizzington roblox r63 with gyat max prestige kawaii wocky slush with elmo tickle me elmo roblox max prestige gyat roblox challenge pewdiepie with mrbeast sigma rizz god and your sigma gyat with smurf cat rizz and a doja cat gyat and a damn Daniel moment with wocky gyat rizzing up a cheeto girl with Tyler the creator
Guy 1: I'm a sigma rizz god
Guy 2: stfu
Sigma Rizz God by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT
Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

Brazilian Blowjob 

When you get a blowjob by your homies

No homo though
Guy 1: i just got a brazilian blowjob
Guy 2: sweet
Brazilian Blowjob by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Matnni o'zbek tilida qoldiring iltimos :) 

Keep the text in Uzbek please :)
Matnni o'zbek tilida qoldiring iltimos :)
Mayli, kechirasiz. Mening aybim!!

Bong Spiller 

Bong Spiller is where you take a bong and take a steaming hot shit in it and then nut inside of it and force someone to drink it.
Guy 1: please drink the Bong Spiller
Guy 2: ok
Bong Spiller by brian33337 October 14, 2023