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jock

an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.
Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
mugGet the jockmug.

the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
mugGet the the old people smellmug.

buttlag

when your ass starts hurting because you have been sitting down on a long trip
I got buttlag after two hundred miles.
by Brian Smith November 8, 2004
mugGet the buttlagmug.

Plano

A suburb of Dallas, it breifly flashed into national news-worthiness when blacktop heroin found its way there in the late 90's, leading to a slew of deaths. It can be divided into 2 regions

A. West: The newer part, it also has a higher per capita income(on the order of $100,000-$120,000). Its schools are still a hotbed of drug activity due to the high preponderance of bored, rich kids, but heroin has fallen out of favor.

B. East: Considered by most Plano-ites, to be the "ghetto" section of Plano, the vast majority is still upper-middle class. It however lacks the number of shopping malls/ multiplexes/ etc. that have arose in the west side during the building boom that hit the DFW area in the 90's.
In Plano there are two types of students; bored, rich junkies and GPA-whoring asians
by Brian Smith May 13, 2005
mugGet the Planomug.

cockazoid

1. one who resembles a penis, testes or scotum.

2. one who ejaculates in his pants.
stay away cockazoid!
by Brian Smith November 7, 2004
mugGet the cockazoidmug.

jungle hotdog

a young male who is very horny and dumb.
by Brian Smith December 3, 2004
mugGet the jungle hotdogmug.

sex nazi

a person who is highly dominent over his/her partner (s&m).
stop being a sex nazi and let me be on top!
by Brian Smith November 9, 2004
mugGet the sex nazimug.

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