brian smith's definitions

the old people smell

the smell commenly found in old folks homes, hospitals, funeral homes,Goodwill,The Salvation Army and pretty much any place else that is boring as hell to be in.

it smells like the old people smell at the family reunion.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

emineminism

any damn stupid thing that white rapper eminem says.

"imataty"
"white men alope"

by Brian Smith December 6, 2004

acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealoduchious

a word to describe something with no other possibl description.

thats acalottagrubblegruttaepoxiealodushious.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

jock

an ape desended life form that is in close relation to a human but not in the homo-sapian classification of human species. the jock is in the lower hiarchy of man known as the dumasasapian species.

Everyone knows that jocks provide the missing ling and prove evolution.

by Brian Smith November 8, 2004

packafudgeaphobia

to be gay yet terribly afraid of anal sex

oh jesus no! i have packafudgeaphobia

by Brian Smith December 3, 2004

NTD

when you see some hot ass chicks with thongs and you say to yourself "mm,mm,mm,mm"

Dude, it's totally NTD today up in this hizzle. I saw like 6 chicks today with sweet thongs!! mm, mm, mm, mm!!

by Brian Smith November 13, 2003

goosefraubah

GOOSEFRAUBAHthe slime that sometimes devolopes between the anus and the genitals

derived from the eskimo word goofrba

your'e full of goosefraubah.

by Brian Smith November 7, 2004