brian h's definitions

ahab

A guy who prefers screwing fat chicks, simple as that. Ahab is a reference to the captain of the ship that was chasing the giant white whale in Moby Dick.

That chick was so huge she had her own gravitational force and that guy that left with her had to be an ahab

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Testicuzzi

To get this to work, you need to get a chick to gargle a gigantic mouthful of warm water. You then get on top of her face and teabag her. It should be just like a jacuzzi for your balls! (Pronounced Test-i-coo-zee)

My balls have never felt better then when Cara gave them a testicuzzi

by Brian H October 26, 2005

dirtykong

(noun) A monkey that is in desperate need for a shower. It can also mean a person that plays halo too much, and is really really dirrrrty.
The repeated use of the letter "r" symbolizes just how dirty they really are.
If you ever run into a dirrrrrrrtykong (class 7), just back away slowly, don't turn your back on it, and then get the hell outta there!

Ben: Dude I was walking through the jungle the other day, and I totally ran into a dirrrtykong!
Kevin: Wow, that's a level 3 dirtykong! I'm surprised you made it out alive!
Ben: Yeah, I'm alive, but I sure smell like shit

by Brian H September 12, 2005

Riggs

A guy who is so fuckin good at sex, that he only needs three things, a condom, a nose plug, and earplugs. Mainly because he hates the stench of burning rubber and the sound of screaming bitches.

Holy shit, that guy is so Riggs!

Wow, that guy howns everyone, he is so Riggs, all the bitches want him.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

rectegnation

Very rare, but it occurs when you are nailing a chick in the ass so hard that your dick tears through the lining of her ass, bursts into her uterus, and you mistakingly impregnate her.

Shit, I was trying to be safe last week with nina by going anal, but I accidental rectegnated her. Rectegnation blows, I'm so screwed.

by Brian H September 26, 2005

kerbunk

(Verb)
When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy fucking kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"

by Brian H January 22, 2005

Cheney

Pretty obvious, but it means to accidentally discharge one's load into your partner's face.

Betty needed a quick breather from blowing my world, but when I pulled out, I totally Cheney'd her.

by Brian H April 17, 2006