brian's definitions

hand-start the yogurt thrower

to engage in self-arousal techniques; to masturbate

"I walked in on Allan, and he was totally hand-starting the yogurt thrower.

by Brian September 5, 2004

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

rightrightright

This is what a Korean-born guy in his thirties who has a heavy accent and not very understandable and who works 80 hours a week says if he agrees with you.

Me: So, you said that your landlord fed you with rotten fish?

Korean friend: Rightrightright!

by Brian April 23, 2005

double salad

the smacking of two asses together

When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.

by brian January 23, 2004

ub3r

An expression commonly used by a 1337 h4x0r whom thinks they're text is cool, when in reality... it allows this person(s) to look like a complete dumbass!

w00t, i r ub3r 1337! (woot, i r uber leet)

by Brian March 2, 2004

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003

Uber-poosac

A very large and obnoxious poosac.

My uber-poosac was so bad it seemed suicide was my only option.

by Brian June 11, 2004