brian's definitions

Snuff

The greatest punk rock band of all time.

Snuff plays everything from melodic hardcore to Japanese pop songs to covers of the Spice Girls.

by Brian June 9, 2003

f5

a Tornado rated: (violent), with winds from 261-318 mph, causing (RARE) INCREDIBLE DAMAGE: Homes on slabs levelled with debris removed. Schools, motels and other marginally engineered buildings have considerable damage with exterior walls and roofs gone. Top stories demolished.

Holy fuck! That was a HUGE f5 tornado, moved my house 500 yards before crashing it in the middle of the highway... Totally demolished!

by Brian February 28, 2004

kiznabit

The sweetest Fantasy Basketball team ever created.

Have you seen Mike's new Fantasy team, Kiznabit? It's da bomb!

by Brian October 28, 2003

anklet

A bracelet made to be worn about the ankle... also known as an ankle bracelet.

Commonly used in the '90s by cheesy valley girl types, and now by hockey moms and other not-so-classy types

Beth, what a lovely anklet you're wearing!

by Brian November 6, 2004

Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.

grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!

by Brian December 5, 2003

Toker

A weed smoker

Yo, I'm a fuckin toker, I need'a quit smokin reefer fashizzle, my nizzle

by Brian October 15, 2003

MC Lars

Arguably the best post-punk laptop rapper today, probably because he created the genre himself. MC Lars creates most of his music on a laptop, and the lyrics to nearly all of them are sheer genius. Reppin' the West Coast, Lars has put out a couple cd's, most recently The Graduate. Go buy it. Now.

some songs by MC Lars:
Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock, Roommate From Hell, Signing Emo, Generic Crunk Rap, Download This Song, (and way more good ones)

by brian July 28, 2008