brian's definitions

Fuckbot

An exclaimatory phrase used to convey frustration or displeasure. Usually preceeds the declairation of the cause of the displeasure.

"Fuckbot! The essay was due today?"
"Fuckbot! Why cant I just beat this level?!"

by Brian November 3, 2004

cock friend

A bitch that rides yo cock or a friend of yours

Eric is my favorite cock friend

by Brian April 6, 2003

tsunami

When you piss everywhere in a bathroom

"Man, we that bathroom was hit by a triple tsunami, the walls and floors were full of piss!"

"Let's go tsunami"

by Brian February 19, 2005

Yankees

Team that buys every player in major league baseball, and then wonders why they can't win a World Series every year.

Even though the Yankees payroll was 180 million, compared to 100 million of the Red Sox, they barely made it past Boston in 11 innings of Game 7 with some timely BLOOP b.s. hits.

by Brian October 20, 2003

Dumpy

Fat, sloppy...basically any word for a fat person (especially a fat girl).

Also can be used as: dumps, slops, etc.

Hey Dumpy (when you see a fat girl).

Wow, that girl is dumpy.

by Brian April 24, 2004

gooch smacker

When a hips are motioned foward and back in a fast motion causing the scrotum to making clapping sounds on the stomach and googh area.

Zeke did the gooch smacker so hard he hurt his nuts.

by Brian May 13, 2005

ROLF

1. To eat huge portions of food
2. To eat at Pizza Hut
3. To vomit

I ROLFed an entire large pizza.

I went ROLFing with some friends, and our waitress was attractive.

I ROLFed after eating that massive portion of food.

by Brian August 28, 2004