brian's definitions

fletcherd

to be butt raped frombehind while being called A naughty, naughty sheep!

you got fletcherd last night didnt you!

by Brian February 2, 2005

squopher

This word orgianted because once a squirrle and a gopher cross-breaded making a squopher. THe offspring of this cross-breading had half the body of a squirrle and half the body of a gopher, and its penis's were combined to. So it had half a squirrle penis and half a gopher penis. It also has twice the magical power

wow look at the SQuoPHEr

by brian February 3, 2005

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe

think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee

by Brian February 4, 2005

dankities

A word used (usually when high on marijuana) to describe one or more items of food, or 'dankities'. They are usually microwavable or packaged and are consumed in vast numbers. Also usually followed by the word "fool".

Me: Want some dankities, fool?
Blazed comrade: Dankities fool.

by brian February 6, 2005

egg time

A pointless special move housed by yoshi in the game 'Mario Power Tennis', which includes yoshi turning into an egg, and moving in an aimless circular motion, with a rainbow stripe marking his trail. This move is seemingly pointless, yet delightfully comical under the influence of psychoactives.

Me: Egg time, fool!
Bogdan: I really don't see the advantage of eggtime.

by brian February 7, 2005

led zeppelin

Led Zeppelin, arguably the greatest band of all time. Their music is amazing, but there's a lot more to them than Stairway To Heaven and Kashmir and the other songs everyone associates them with. Now, dont get me wrong, those are both amazing songs, but there's a lot more to them people should hear. People also say that young people dont appriciate their music, well, i know a 14 year old has signed it, along with a 15 and i think a 17 year old. And I'm 13 years old, and I think they're amazing. I also have a few frieds my age that listen to Led Zeppelin, along with other great bands like AC/DC, Van Halen, Guns N' Roses, The Rolling Stones, The Who, and so much more...

I just got limewire working on my computer today and celebrated by downloading all of Led Zeppelin I and Led Zeppeling II, CD's I was originally going to spend $30 dollars on, but got em' for free.

by Brian February 8, 2005

bootlips

A racist term for an african american. Describes their large lips.

"Man, check out the bootlips stealing that bike."

by Brian February 12, 2005